BecomeONE_Rossiya : Hello!~ My name is Ivan Braginsky, and I represent Mother Russia. I like warm places, sunflowers and making friends!~ Would you like to be my friend? We'll have lots of fun together, da?

BecomeONE_Rossiya : I am hiding my smile because I'm embarrassed .. The sunflower is much better~

BecomeONE_Rossiya : It doesn't mean I have sharp teeth, I do not bite.

BecomeONE_Rossiya : Please, don't go away.

BecomeONE_Rossiya : I am very nice! Da?

BecomeONE_Rossiya : It's been 9 hours and I will still be waiting~

BecomeONE_Rossiya : Good morning!~ anyone wants to be my friend?

BecomeONE_Rossiya : I have Eduard, Ravis and Toris as my friends!~ We can play and have lots of fun together!~ Da?

BecomeONE_Rossiya : We have vodka!~

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : I'll take the vodka, thanks....

BecomeONE_Rossiya : Oh why, thank you for visiting Alfie!~

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : Don't call me Alfie...

BecomeONE_Rossiya : I have called you Alfie since the 1800's, da?

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : dude...

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : for some reason, I can't log out...

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : the log out button is missing... this is weird...

BecomeONE_Rossiya : Stay here and become one with me Alfie~ Da?~

FREEDOM_f.yeah~ : nnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY MOTHER OF GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! MOM!!! DAD!!!!!