France: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Iggy: *blushes* oui

America: Dude.

Canada: ya...

America: what did they just say?

Canada: Papa said will you sleep with me tonight? And Iggy said yes.

America: *smirks* Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir~

Canada: *sassy mode activated* mm bitch I'm taken. And don't you dare say I can't date myself because Matt is hot.

America: ... 😨
Well fine I'm dating my burger!

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