America: I got my boyfriend. He's round, fresh, juicy, and named Burggy

Canada: I got my boyfriend and his name is Matt and he's Buttyful.

Iggy: I got my frog and he's a wanker

Francy-pants: My boyfriend is just like his scones. Burnt and nasty on the outside but worse on the inside.

China: My boyfriend is scary...

Russia: My boyfriend looks like a girl.

Romano: My boyfriend got de booty.

Spain: My boyfriend is kinda annoying but I love him anyway.

Italy: My boyfriend is strong.

Germany: My boyfriend loves his pasta more than me...

Japan: My boyfriend is always sleeping or playing with his cats.

Denmark: I think my Boyfriend hates me... T-T

Norway: My boyfriend would probably date his lego if he could.

Sweden: I don't have a boyfriend, I have a man-wife.

Finland: My husband scares me but i still love him. Also no one else will help me on Christmas.

Prussia: I don't need a boyfriend because I have a girlfriend and mein side chick.