I've finally gotten around to writing for Whatever Gods Are and here's the opening lines for Chapter One lol

"No matter how much she messed up, Winona knew her pigs would never judge her. In their eyes, she could do no wrong. To them, she was an ethereal goddess that granted them life from the earth; that would lift them so they could see the stars and the beauty hidden in the inky blackness of the night sky.

The chickens, however, judged her relentlessly. They berated and mocked her for everything she did with their judgmental clucks. Those bastards would joyously pluck out her eyes with malicious intent shining brightly their own black, endless abysses.

The cows, sheep, and even her own cat couldn't give a rat's ass about her either way and she appreciated the neutrality."