Went to the beach the other day and just didn't put on sunscreen. Because sunscreen is for pussies. Out here we face the sun like men!

I did end up getting tan and burned. But a lot of the burn on my arms and legs has faded into tan. Like they didn't peel at all. And lemme just also say, I got some of the best damn tan lines from this trip. Cause I wore shorts on top of my swim suit so there's just a line part way down my thigh. And since I didn't actually go to the beach with the intent to tan, I just sat in my chair the whole time. So the backs of my legs are a different color than the tops. 

I also wore a bandaid on my leg, so I now have a very pale, bandaid shaped spot of skin on my knee and it fucking cracks me up every time I see it. My god, it's fucking hilarious.