Some people are real upset about my Jeremy Dozier as Peter Pettigrew in Fae in the Fire. Because actually sweetie, chubby little Peter Pettigrew with watery eyes is actually sickly, skinny, pretentious looking Dan Dehaan for some god damn reason.

Just wait until I rewrite! JUST WAIT UNTIL I RECAST ALL THE MARAUDERS!! BYE BYE BEN BARNES, AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON, AND ANDREW GARFIELD!! Go away, we don't need you anymore.

Did you know that Ben Barnes is turning 40 this year? Aaron is gonna be 31 and Andrew's gonna be 38! And people keep casting them to play 11-17 year olds. Wot. 

Sir, ma'am, partner, comrade they were too old to be James, Sirius, and Remus back in like 2014 and they are definitely too old in the year of our Lord 2021. Are you serious??? 

And dawg I cannot wait for the comments I'll get on this. Like yes babe, give me that engagement uwu

NOTE: I am still working on this, this probably won't be my final one. Honestly not that happy with James and Sirius but I am just so fucking tired of the OG fancast that I'll take anyone at this minute. I'm pretty set on Remus, and Peter is literally impossible so I'm settling for Jermey Ray Taylor I think lmao

"Ma'am??"

"Excuse me what the fawk 🤠"

"I think not"

"Actually it's Aaron/Ben/Andrew"

"No absolute not imma go with (insert generic old man)"

"Where are my babies?! What have you done with them?!"

"I'm sorry but I can't read this"

"Ew"

It's gonna be so fucking funny lmao