Stole/tagged myself from lectiophile_wholived

1. If you could have lunch with any living person, who would it be?

     My parents, cause they don't always judge me when I eat. Sometimes they do tho. But I know everyone else would be consistent so fuck that. 

2. Take the book nearest to you, turn to page twenty-nine, and type line three:

     Find eight government secrets and get a free kidnapping and personality reassignment so  that you'll forget you found them! — Welcome to Night Vale by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor

3. When your mind wanders, what do you think about?

     Anything. Everything. 

4. Whats does your last text message from someone else say?

     It's this picture from my friend Colin and nothing else

5. Girls... (hit suggested text bar five times)

     Girls with me and my wife

6. Boys... (hit suggested text bar five times)

     Boys and girls club and I

7. Where was the last place you danced?

     Homecoming back in September 2019

8. Pick a scar on your body from a particularly stupid injury.

     Well I have plenty. Most on my legs from bug bites and what not. I have a long one on the back of my ankle from a particularly nasty shaving accident my Junior year. I got one on my knee for riding my bike into a bridge. One on the back of my wrist from a dog scratch and one on my thigh from a dog bite (working with dogs is the best uwu). 

9. What creature would you least want to be your patronus?

     Literally anything but my patronus. I'm a Bassett Hound and I love it so much. 

10. How did you get your misc book's title?

     Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake. There's this one verse:

          Come with me, catch a rare type specimen
          Cuddle up with a hesitant skeleton
          We'll break our fast with friends

     And I really just liked the phrase hesitant skeleton. 

11. Name a book that you didn't finish and why?

     Shakespeare's Othello cause I wasn't interested and fuck english. 

12. What's your least favorite class?

     See above: Fuck English. Also, depending on the teacher, fuck History.

13. What's your favorite kind of tea?

     I've only had green so that lol

14. Is there someone outside of family who knows you better than anyone else?

     I don't know tbh.

15. What's your favorite feature?

     My hair. 100% always my hair. 

Just tag yourself lol