Rainbow Dash grab the hand of he lover. 

" Spike ?" She asked ," Why do you think Rarity wants you ?"

" She is a dumb bitch , who thinks every boy should fall for her?"

Rainbow nodded and laughed," Good answer !" 

Twilight ran up to them. 

" Twilight !!! What's  wrong ?! " Spike asked.

" Rarity !" She yelled breathlessly," She published this !" 

Twilight held up a paper with a photo of Spike on the cover. Spike read the heading and gasped. He dropped the paper and ran .