Piper: *walks up to Percy * Hey Perce

Percy: what's up Pipes?

Piper *takes out monster proof phone* look at what I got

Percy: oohhhhhh. Prank call. Prank call. Prank call.

Piper: *dials a number*

Jason on the other line: hello?

Piper in a different voice: hello, is this Jason Grace?

Jason: yes, who is this

Piper: the brick.

Jason: . . .

Piper/brick: I miss you.

Jason: . . . .

Piper/brick: I want you

Jason: . . . .

Percy: *holding back laughter *

Piper/brick: why can't I just meet your head just one more ti-

Jason: *hangs up*

Percy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Percy: *dying of laughter*

Piper: *scoffs* rude