Part 30: Peace is No Longer Acceptable
A/N: Okay! I have decided to just update with no cover because those of you that were patiently waiting for it... Well... I got a surprise. I NEVER EVEN STARTED THE FINAL THING. I HAD A BUNCH OF PRACTICE DRAWINGS OF THE INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS BUT EVEN THEN I ONLY GOT TO HERO AND THE FEMALE CHARACTER REPRESENTING YOU WONDERFUL AND PATIENT READERS. I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED BECAUSE I HAVE MAJOR ADD AND IM SO SORRY!!!!!!! Please don't kill me.... Here! Take all of my internet cookies and bacon! ;^; I'm so so so so so so sorry..... I'm just such a terrible artist.... Especially when it comes to people... So I wanted to get better at it for you guys but I can't... I'm too easily distracted.... I'm so sorry... Well.... My sadness can't keep my mind from pooping out rainbows of ideas... So here we go!
"Wait a second!" You suddenly said. "Hero, why did you say you can't kill Steve? You've done it before in front of my face and just stood there with your maniacal grin spreading from ear to ear. And I've done it too... On accident,"
"Well, Steve's gone completely insane. So insane not even this Zalgo character would want him," Hero started to respond.
Slender's telepathic voice came into your head. "Herobrine's still pretty new to the Creepypasta gig. He may have been killing people for eight years, but he just recently was welcomed into the Creepypasta world. And we all tend not to mention a whole ton of things about Zalgo and Lynn or Cass or other things to him or Sally. Sally would have been scarred for life and Herobrine could quite possibly have snapped even further than he already was. You seem to have healed him quite a bit though. You know, (Y/N)... I quite like you actually. And that's saying something. I don't really like any of these morons, but you and Herobrine are both quite innocent in your own sort of ways. Okay, I'll shut up now and Herobrine can continue,"
".... And in the world of codes, insane means corrupted. And corrupted means no respawn for Steve. And he's my brother anyway... We may obviously hate each other's guts at times... But I still love him as a brother. Killing him is only a last-case scenario. Only a last-case scenario," Hero hissed those last words. Jeff's pupils shrank and he immediately dropped his knife with a loud crash.
You laughed loudly. "Well, should we get on with trying to get Steve back to normal again? Or are we gonna just sit there and do nothing? And BEN looks like he's about to explode,"
"Does Herobrine even have a bathroom?! I need to gooooo!" BEN screeched.
"Down the hall, into the first room on the right, and to the right again in the room. And if you touch anything that is mine, you'll be wishing you drowned again," you replied.
"Got it! Got it!" BEN rushed to your room.
"I had to get a mod. Notch still won't let Jeb update the 'toilet update'," Hero commented.
"Okay, so we need to get going! Sitting here socializing is not going to help us fix Steve damn it!" You hissed in annoyance.
"I'm sorry! But I'm hesitant..." Hero responded.
"Why?! Since when is the big bad wolf of Minecraft hesitant?! We need to get out there now before Steve g--" you were interrupted by a deafening BOOM.
"Oh Heeeeerrrroooo~" Steve's mocking singsong voice rang through the halls. You gulped and BEN came rushing over to you.
"What'd I miss?!" He practically screamed in your face.
"Steve. You missed Steve," was all you could say.
By now, pretty much all of the Creepypastas had shoved themselves into Herobrine's gigantic room. You could hear Steve's heavy footsteps echo menacingly through out the palace. "Heeerrrooobrriinnnnne! You wanna come over? I think I might have the perfect game to play~!"
You, BEN, Hero, and Jeff, just stood there, rooted to the spot. "This mother fucker is twice as creepy as Jane...." You heard Jeff mutter. You shuffled behind Hero and clutched his shoulders, Hero put a shaky hand on yours as reassurance.
You heard Steve's footsteps suddenly stop and crunch as he turned. "Oh would you look at that~! You've got a little squad, don't ya? Well, Hero, that won't matter soon, will it?"
"Steve.... You're nuts! Snap out of it! Look! You're scaring the living crap out of (Y/N)!" Hero screamed.
Steve wiped away a small tear that had formed. Cursing under his breath, you saw his now dead, but still blue, eyes quickly flash back to their magnificent ocean blue. "I-I... Can't believe you. I'm not an idiot. Do you really think I'd listen to you? After what you did? Ha! For somebody as murderous as you, you really seem to want to avoid hurting people, don't you? Well guess what? Peace is unacceptable. It's either you bring the fight to me, or I bring it to you. And I win,"
You popped your head from behind Hero. You snuffed, "Jackass,"
Steve's deep voice cracked to his original, fairly high-pitched voice. "Hey!"
You were confused, and you sensed Hero was too, as he tensed up ready for a fight. Steve turned his back to the four of you and gave a cocky snap. "Well I should be seeing you two soon~. And Hero, don't worry. I'll take gooood care of (Y/N). When you get your ass handed to you," Steve gave another cocky gesture that I shouldn't mention as it is obvious, and walked off; you guessed he was smiling like there was no tomorrow.
"He's fucking saying 'that was for you, Hero,' in his head. I'm this. Fucking. Close. To shooting him right now," Hero snarled.
"Calm your tits," Jeff told him.
"YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE ASS HAT! I LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING PROBLEM STABBING YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW! FUCK TARD!"
You and BEN slowly backed away as Hero screamed so many profanities he could have made the President of America faint. Neither of you were looking where you were going and you suddenly bumped into something... Or someone.
"H-he-ey! W-wat-tch-tch wh-where y-you're g-going!" Came the voice.
You turned around. "Oh! Sor--" you gasped. "Wildpath?!"
"Th-the on-ne an-nd on-nl-ly!" Wildpath replied happily.
"Say... What's wrong with your voice?"
"W-well... Wh-when H-Herob-brine was s-search-Ching f-for m-mods, m-me an-nd s-someone els-se c-came in t-to th-the w-world and n-now w-we're k-kind-da g-glitch-ches,"
"Hero can fix that. Who's the other?"
Quail jumped from a corner. "S-Squ-quid Qu-Queen at-t your s-serv-vice!"
"Hi! Okay, now gimme a sec," you gave a guttural cough and screamed. "HEROBRINE! STOP CUSSING OUT JEFF AND GET OVER HERE! RIGHT NOW!"
"Okay!" Hero responded. He grabbed Jeff by the collar and snarled. "I'm still not done with you yet..." He then threw Jeff on the floor and walked over to you. "So, what's up?"
"Well, meet my emotions; Wildpath. And my derpiness; Quail. Or Squid Queen. I need you to fix them because their glitching is messing up their speech,"
Hero snapped. "And done,"
"Awesome! Thanks Herobrine!" Quail exclaimed.
"No problem. Wait... If Wildpath's your emotions... (Y/N), how can you still have emotions? And why does Wildpath have a white eye? That wasn't left over residue from the potion.... Right? (Y/N).... You actually like means are not staying with me 'cause of my idiocy, are you?"
Wildpath put up her hand and counted her explanation. "One: I have no idea. Two: I'm blind in this eye. It has nothing to do with your potion. And three: she does. She loooooves you,"
You gave an angry blush and Wildpath snickered. "This is so confusing. Are you doing this, Wildpath? Or is (Y/N)?" Herobrine asked, his eyes were glowing brighter by the second as his confusion grew.
"It's a collaborative effort. (Y/N) experiences the happenings and I determine the emotions. Sometimes Juju helps too,"
"But Juju's a real person..."
"And her conscience too. Sometimes the first person you see when you are born becomes your conscience. And that was Juju. Dad passed out. And Mom was still a little loopy at the time,"
Hero turned to you and saw you and Quail making the same face. It was a derp face. "What's wrong with them?" He asked.
"I'M A BLONDE!" Quail suddenly screamed.
Hero jumped and his eyes glowed brighter than glow stone.
"Okay!" You screamed. "Now we're done here, so let's get going!"
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