Chapter 1: Going to School
Here we see you in gym class and you are in your gym uniform as we see the TD contestants getting ready for gym class.
(A/N): Pretend the adults are not there.
Coach: "Alright kids, let's do some warm up workouts. Jump side to side for 30 seconds. 3,2,1."*blows her whistle*
You then jump side to side really fast as the guys were shocked to see that. Later, we see everyone bench pressing and you lifted 12,000 ibs with one hand. Later, after the warm ups, we see you about to play some dodgeball and when you grab the ball you see Alejandro and you know him from the reality show that you forgot it's name.
(Y/N): *in your head*"That's the guy from that show, what's the show called again? I'll figure it out later."
You then throw the ball with immense force that Alejandro got hit by it and was sent flying through a wall.
(Y/N): "Whoops."
Duncan: *draps a ball and leaves*"I'm out."
Noah: "I'd rather sit through a lesson on how babies are made than getting hospitalized by a dodgeball."
Owen: "Is he okay?"
Alejandro: *groans in pain*
Duncan: "He's alive, that's a plus."
Later after school, we see you walk around town in your hero outfit until you hear something attacking the city.
(Y/N): "Huh?"
You turn to see it was the Kraken that escaped its cage and it's wreaking havoc. We see the Hero girls ready to fight the Kraken.
Diana: "My aunt Antiope forgot to change the lock, again!"
Kara: "We beat before we'll do it again!"
They then see you fly in and destroy the Kraken with one punch as the bits and pieces of the Kraken are flying everywhere in the city and you land on the ground in front of the girls. You then look at your fist in frustration.
(Y/N): "I'm...back to one punch!"*screams into the sky*"GOD DAMMIT!!!!!"
We then see Antiope arriving and she was just as shocked as the girls when they saw what's left of the Kraken.
Antiope: "The Kraken is dead!?! How!?!"
Diana then points at you as Antiope sees you.
Antiope: "You."
(Y/N): "Huh?"*sees Antiope*"Oh hey."
Antiope: "Who are you?"
(Y/N): "I'm just a hero for fun."
Diana: "Antiope, you forgot to change the lock once again!"
Antiope: "I forgot to do it one time, someone else released it!"
???: "How dare you, mortal!"
Everyone then turns to see a man in a suit of armor burst through your favorite pizza restaurant, his name was Ares the God of War.
Ares: "You dare interfere with-"
You then shatter Ares' skull with one punch as the body just fell on the ground.
(Y/N): "That's for my favorite pizzeria."
Antiope: *shocked*"....That was Ares....the God of War...And you killed him with one blow."
(Y/N): "Wait, I feel like I'm forgetting something."*realizes*"Oh right, they have a sale today!"
You then run off to head to the market as the girls were still watching in shock at the corpse of Ares.
Diana: "What just happened?"
We then see you come out of the market as you see Superman in the air looking down at you.
Superman: "Listen kid, you beaten a lot of things with one punch lately and-"*sees your hero outfit*"Are you trying to copycat me?"
(Y/N): "To be honest I didn't even know you were a thing."
Superman: *lands on the ground in front of you*"Maybe this will educate you?"
Superman then uppercut you and you were launched all the way to Themyscira. Meanwhile in the throne room, we see Antiope burst into the room and she sees Hippolyta.
Antiope: "Sister! The Kraken and Ares have been slain by a warrior from the World of Man!!"
Hippolyta: "The Kraken can be slain by the head of Medusa. And Ares is the God of-"
Before Hippolyta can finish her thought you then crash in through the ceiling. Both amazons then walk up to you and they look down that you didn't feel the impact.
Antiope: "That's the warrior I was talking about."
Hippolyta then pulls you up and she then pulls out a sword and points it at you.
Hippolyta: "How did you find Themyscira!?! Answer me!!"
(Y/N): "Are you that wonder lady's boss?"
Hippolyta: "I am her mother, I am Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons. And answer truthfully on how you found us."
(Y/N): "I wasn't actually trying to find you. Some blue guy in a red cape just uppercut me and now I'm here."
Hippolyta: *puts her sword away*"You speak of truth. If a foe that mighty sent you here from his powerful blow then he is this Superman I heard so much about."
(Y/N): "That name is a lot better than Caped Baldy."
Hippolyta: "Is that what they call you?"
(Y/N): "The Heroes Association? Yeah that's what they called me."
We then Superman fly in and grab you and throw you into the distance. Meanwhile in Wakanda, we see Shuri working on a new engine for more effective means of travel as she hears that there's a breach in the force field surrounding the city.
Shuri: "What!?!"
Later, we see the Dora Milaje surrounding the crash site and we see T'Challa arrive in the area.
T'Challa: "What is going on here?"
You then get up from the rubble and you turn to T'Challa.
(Y/N): "Oh hey what's up?"
Okoye: *points her spear at you*"What brings you to Wakanda?"
You then grab her spear and bend it upward as she was surprised at how strong you are.
T'Challa: "A man who seeks an opponent worthy of his might is too strong for anyone to fight and yet you don't use that power to rule this world."
(Y/N): "That's because I'm a hero for fun."
You then see Superman charging in at you as you casually block his punch and you punch him as he was launched into the air.
Superman: *covers his chest in pain*"Ahhhh, oh that hurt so much!"
(Y/N): "Wow, he took the hit. This could be interesting."
Superman then charges at you and then punches you repeatedly in the face as you take the hits without being phased by them.
(Y/N): "Man, you're not as strong as that Ultron guy."
Superman: *stops punching*"I'll show you how strong I am!"
Superman was about to unleash the Solar Bomb as you then karate chop him in the neck on knock him out before he can use it.
(Y/N): "There's people here you moron."*sees that Superman is knocked out*"Oh, I got my hopes up for him."
T'Challa: "Thank you my friend. Wakanda owes you a debt of gratitude. If you need anything from us, do not hesitate to ask."
(Y/N): "Oh well I need some money to pay for my house."
T'Challa: "We'll send you the money for you home."
(Y/N): "Sweet."
Later, at Sweet Justice, we see you eating some ice cream and the hero girls are in their normal outfits watching you.
Kara: "What is with that guy?"
Jessica: "Is he a space alien?"
Babs: "He has a birth certificate on Earth so that's a no on that."
Karen: "How did you know?"
Babs: "I have my ways. He's a Class A superhero from the Heroes Association named Caped Baldy."
Kara: "That's the dumbest name ever."
Diana: "His methods are effective, I know from first hand experience."
Kara: "He fought a reality warping robot from another universe, I'm pretty sure he can't get any popular whatsoever."
The girls then see a man in a gread and gold outfit come into the room and they know him as Vision. Vision then heads to your table and takes a seat as you notice him.
Vision: "Hello, I am Vision."
(Y/N): "You look like that Ultron guy, are you two twins or something?"
Vision: "Actually he's the one who created me, only the body but Stark worked on my mind. Describe your encounter with Ultron."
(Y/N): "My fight with him was the best fight I ever had."
Vision: "Hmm, I see. I had a theory that the Infinity Stones are in the possession of anyone capable of wielding them properly, will be able to gain a new level of consciousness. Becoming aware of things beyond our universe and becoming a cosmic entity. Where are the stones that Ultron had?"
(Y/N): "Oh I crushed them into powder."
Vision: "Fascinating."
Kara: *to Diana*"Dude, he's talking to an Avenger!"
Diana: "Hmm, I wonder why Vision is here?"
We then see Vision get up from the table.
Vision: "Thank you for enlightening me of your battle against Ultron."
(Y/N): "Yeah sorry about Mercury and Venus."
Vision: "Well so far there is no life on those planets. No harm has been done."
(Y/N): "Alright."
Vision: "You will get the chance once again my friend for another battle with a much more powerful opponent."
Vision then phases through the wall and flies away as you then finish your ice cream and head out of the cafe.
(Y/N): "Time to head home."
The next day at school, we see you in the halls at your locker and when you close your locker you see that Carol was all by herself crying into her hands.
(Y/N): "What's wrong?"
Carol: *while crying*"Hal broke up with me over text."
(Y/N): "The school football player?"
Carol: *while crying*"Yes him! He broke up with me over text!"
(Y/N): "Oh sorry to hear that. If you ever get a new boyfriend, make sure he can actually think."
Carol: "Thanks for the advice."
You then walk off and head to class and you then sit down for the class. Later after school, we see you walking around town and you see warships in the sky and beams send down a 4 arm woman who is the warrior princess Looma Red Wind and a woman who looks like a frog named Attea.
Looma: "Attea, since when are you gonna invade Earth?"
Attea: "We had a meeting, you weren't there."
Looma: "I was dealing with wannabe bachelors on my planet."
(Y/N): "Um, are you two invading the planet?"
Attea: "Oh right."*pulls out the Null Void projector*"Time for the Incurseans to reconquer the Earth!"
Attea then uses the Null Void projector to release 3 female Way Bads as you see them about to go on a rampage. You then jump into the air and knock out all 3 of them with one punch. You then land on the ground as you then turn to Attea as she was in shock.
Attea: "I did not take him into account."
Looma: "Let me try."*to you*"Human, if you want to save the planet. Challenge me in combat, if I win we'll have your planet and if you win we'll spare it."
Attea: "Who's we?"
Looma: "I get 50% of the planet and you get 50%."
Attea: "Oh, well if you win can I have Australia?"
Looma: "Sure."*to you*"Let's battle!"
Later, we see you and Looma in a Tetramand gladiatorial arena and Looma has her hammer with her. When the bell rings we see Looma charge at you and swing her hammer at you as you then block it with one hand. She then punches you with her right fists and launches you to the wall and then jumps in the air and comes at you as you then backhand her in the face and launch her to the edge of the arena as she was knocked out.
(Y/N): "I win."
Later at the end of the day, we see you reading comic books and you hear a knock at the door and you answer it and you see Ursa, Attea, and Looma at the door.
(Y/N): "What's going on here?"
Ursa: "I decided you should be my new leader."*kneels to you*
Looma: "You've defeated me in combat and now you are my betrothed. So I have decided that in order to strengthen our bonds, I'll live here on Earth in your home."
(Y/N): "And what about you?"
Attea: "I'm just getting out more."
(Y/N): "I can take you to the guest bedroom."
We then see the alien girls in the guest bedroom and they sleep in different beds as you then go to the living room and you grab a comic book and read it.
Next: Chapter 2: Roommate Situation
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