You get a few days off work while the front of the café is fixed. You decide to spend your time off wisely and productively.

By going to a different food place and seeing how much better it is than yours. With frens.

"Y/N!" Mina shrieks and jumps on you.

You fall over. "Oof."

"Sorry, babe. Hey hey, I brought friendssssss~!" The giant marshmallow says, pulling you to your feet.

"Ew, people," you say, but you're ignored. Cri.

Mina turns and erratically gesticulates at a bunch of d00ds - well, three, but still. One's blond, one's got perfect teeth and the other one has successfully snatched your wig because god damn he's adora-fucking-ble. "These are Pikachu, a free tape dispenser and Kirishima! Say hi!"

"Hola," you say.

"Bonjour," Pikachu says.

"Ciao," Elbows says.

"Hi," Precious Boi says.

Mina screams. "Only Kirishima said hi, fuck all of you-"

"Forward~."

"FUCK OFF JANET-"