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SHOTO

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Hello

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I HAVE A WUEDITON FOR YOU

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A what

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QUESTION

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Okay
Shoot

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💥🔫

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Aaaa
💥💥
Blegh i'm dead

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noOoOoOoOoO shotoOoOoO you can't diE i have sOBA FOR YOUUU

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You do ?

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no that was a lie

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Oh okay
That's the kind of parenting i'm used to

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SBSUSBAJSBSJSHA SHOTO NO I ADORE YOU PLEASE I WAS JUST TRYING TO JOKE TO  J E S T 
CAN WE PLEASE REROUTE THE CONVERSATION BACK TO MY QUESTION

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Haha okay
Ask your question

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thank you <3
ahEM AHEM AHEM
as your beloved parent

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Yes

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yes what i hadn't finished

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I was just confirming what you said

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oh
oH
🥹🥹😭 shotoOOOOOo ur adorable

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What the fuck is this : 🥹

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idk either but if my phone is gonna lock me out from using it for ten whole minutes to update then i'm making the most of it
okay aHEM NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS

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👍

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i would like to know what you think of having a new sister

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I already have a sister

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no i mean a new one

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What are you going to do to my sister

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i'm not gonna do anything to your sister i mean what do you think about getting a new sister
who is not your current sister

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Are you going to kill my sister

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shoto no please

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Well how else do you replace someone without killing them ?
That's basically what happened with Touya

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HOLY SHIT SHOTO YOU CAN'T SAY THESE THINGS

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I mean
I'm not wrong

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okay fair
but oNce again let's move away from the topic of ur shithead dad replacing ur dead brother with you because that's a pretty darn heckin heavy subject better saved for Not A Crackfic
or the babysitting one the author will maybe actually write someday
either way writing opportunity

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True
Okay so you're not killing Fuyumi ?

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i am not!

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Okay thank you i appreciate that
So what do you mean by new sister ?

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i shALL SHOW YOU
LOOK

isn't she adorable!!
her name is eri i am indoctrinating her with vine comps
and she could be YOUR new little sister for the low low price of It Doesn't Matter If You Say Yes Because She Is My Baby Now!!!

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Y/n

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yes shoto dear

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Did you steal a child ?

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um
oh noooo i'm about to accidentally drop my phone in the toilet this is so terrible aaaaaaa

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Oh no
It's okay i will buy you a new one with my father's card :)
Y/n ?
Hello ?
Oh right phone in the toilet
Goodbye then
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just a quick one since i feel legally required to give shoto that username somewhere
ciao <3
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