You
i'm just saying,,,, pole-dancing is not age restricted
shwoopsie wrong chat

Kacchan
I stg if anyone asks them for details you're getting punched

Sero-tape
... Imma die but Y/n please explain

Kacchan
Fevongb9nv

CallHerTsu 🐸
Oh shit

Pinky👀💕
Oop
There are the explosions

👊Kyouka👊
F

T🅾️ru
Uh anyway please elaborate Y/n

You
nao is trying to get me to stop pole-dancing

Katy Perry (Son)
Oh

T🅾️ru
What the fresh fuck

Pinky👀💕
Did i marry a stripper

👊Kyouka👊
The real question is whether or not they're a good stripper, y'know

You
to clarify pole-dancing = walking around a pole n pretending to get drunk from it to piss off nao

CallHerTsu 🐸
Wh

You
she gets really frustrated over it actually
it's p funny
try it on iida

Pinky👀💕
Oo sure

SonictheLeghog
I saw my name?

You
no you didn't

SonictheLeghog
Oh ok

~

A few days later, you're making yourself a hot chocolate and singing along to The Torture Tango when your phone blows up. You finish up your drink before heading over to the counter where you left it. The café's empty, so it's not like anyone's gonna try and yoink it. Neither is anyone going to question the yells of pain now coming from the speakers.

【 (6) New Messages from '👊 Class 1-A + Y/n - Kaminari - Mineta 👊' 】

Pinky👀💕
Y/N Y/N YN
IT W O R K E D
IIDA'S LOSING HIS FUCKING MIND

he protecc
I feel bad
He looks traumatised :(

Pinky👀💕
Kaminari just short-circuited from spinning i-

You

Pinky👀💕
oH SHIT HE CALLED MR AIZAWA TALK TO YOU LATER

You
idk who that is but rip

"WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE, MAN?!" The speakers scream. You go to take a sip of your hot chocolate, but almost drop it as another notification pops up.

Piece Of Shit
Kirin's going to take the rest of your shift. Come home asap.

... A h .

And thus, you get the rest of the day off.

~

these are late bc i suck and forgot to prewrite the majority of them
i'll be updating the rest of the mass update before new years, i promise
anyway it's like almost 3am so night y'all and happy holidays