does 50 chapters sound good to y'all
this chapter kinda sucks ngl so sorry lmao

also please send your best truth or dares so i can get the next chapter out-

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"Y/N WHAT THE FUCK."

Oh, Nao! You've been wondering when she was gonna become relevant again. Sucks that she just turned up in the middle of your wedding.

"Yo," you say, not looking up from your phone. Kirishima's in the middle of typing out his speech. It's been twelve (12) minutes and forty-nine (49) seconds since he started. You're kind of scared.

"You've been absent from school for three (3) days now! Don't tell me you've been bunking off to work?"

"'Tis Wednesday, my dude..." You mumble in reply, not really paying attention as she marches over to the counter. That is, until she yoinks your phone right out from between your hands. "hEY-"

"Don't 'hey' me! Tell me what's going on!" Oh shit, she actually looks pretty mad. You begin to try and mentally formulate a plan to retrieve your phone. It's annoying that she's so bloody tall. "It's Friday, and you haven't been in since Tuesday! If this is to do with your brother aga-"

"YEET-" You screech, throwing a whisk at her stomach and jumping up on the counter, successfully grabbing your baby back as she keels over slightly. Proud of yourself, you hop back down, stuffing it in the back pocket of your jeans. You turn and wince slightly at the glare on Nao's face. Yeah, you guess she has a right to be mad, but she looks absolutely pissed.

She leans over the counter slightly, and you almost grab a wooden spoon defensively. You resort to just taking a step back so she isn't completely looming over you. Seeing this, she sighs, expression softening a little. "Listen, Y/n- I get that you don't like taking things seriously, but I'm really worried for you. If you'd just let m-"

The bell chimes, and you both look around to see Discount Pikachu awkwardly peering through the door.

"Uh, ahaha, hey," he calls, looking mildly terrified, "it's ya boi. Uh..."

"Skinny penis?" You breathe, eyes wide with wonder.

"y/N!" Nao looks like you've just murdered someone right before her eyes. That's not fair. The closest you've ever got to murdering someone is that time you accidentally stabbed a classmate with a spork, and that was a total accident! ... Maybe an 80-percent accident.

"Anywhooo." Kaminari upgrades to sticking his whole head through the door! "I gotta talk to you..."

You shrug and hop the counter, throwing your keys at Nao. "Sure."

"What- Y/n, you can't just leave me with your job!"

"Bye, have a great time-" You call back, and then you're gone.