You're having a great day.

... That was sarcasm. Why, you ask? Why is your day so terrible?

"¿Como se dice 'I want to eat some rice' en español?" <How do you say 'I want to eat some rice' in Spanish?>

That. That is why you are ABSOLUTELY LOVING today.

"I don't knooow," you whine, attempting to slam the café door on the menace following you. You fail. Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw-

"You should know! We have exams in three weeks, Y/n!" That, also known as your pain-in-the-ass class rep Sugayama Nao, half-screeches. She follows you to the counter, tutting when you jump over it and then fucking going through the flap and continuing to follow you. You mentally plead for death.

"True, very true, but remind me why you're following me again?" You say, using all your willpower to, y'know, not scream swears at her and maybe throwing the toaster at her. Wait, when did you get a toaster?

"Because, Y/n, I have a responsibility as class representative to see to it that everyone tries their hardest in every aspect of school life, and it appears that you are not. Honestly, working? You should be studying!"

And you should be minding your own damn business, you think. Oh, there's a reason you're not screeching at her like you want to — she's the only one who knows about and lets you stay at hers whenever your brother decides to be an asshole and lock you out. It sucks, but you're grateful. You'd never tell her that though. Obviously.

"Studying what's that."

Before she can reply, you yeet yourself into the staff room, grab your work clothes and sonic the fuck into the bathroom to change. You hear the dramatic sigh and pray that she leaves.

You take as long as you possibly can, but when you head out she's still there inspecting the god damn menu. Please don't tell me she's going to order something. If she does I will literally commit die-

Deciding to ignore her, you once again hop the counter and cross the room to turn the sign from Closed to Open. Your brother was supposed to be working until you showed up but aPpArEnTlY nOt. Ugggghhhhvsnishoehdkebsowlosjwo.

Nao is smiling and nodding at the toaster like the insane weirdo she is when you go back. Maybe if I don't acknowledge her existence she'll disappe—

"So, Y/n."

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

"Your brother isn't forcing you to wo—"

*Bell sounds.* "Oh yay!! It's open!"

You spin around with a giant shit-eating grin on your face because the glorious goddess known as Ochaco has just appeared to save you. And oh my gosh there's Mina and Kirishima and Deku too there go my uwus-

"Welcome back to hell, kids!"