The looks on their faces are priceless. You can't help the shit-eating grin that forms on your face, especially when the brown-haired one who's stealing all your uwus runs over and slams her hands down on the counter.

Her voice is deadly serious as she asks, "... do you have any fre shavocadoo?"

You think you're in love.

You let out the most obnoxious wheeze known to mankind. "fRe sHA VoCA dO-" you screech, slamming your phone onto the counter, screen face up. On the screen is a picture of an avocado.

The girl just stares at the screen for a moment, before letting out a peal of laughter and turning to her friends. "This café's awesome! Thanks for inviting us, Deku!"

'Deku' turns into a spluttering mess as the other one, still looking very concerned, just nods along stoically. You can't help leaning over the counter to whisper to the girl, "... His hair has the same energy as an avocado."

She snorts, and your lips form a self-satisfied smile. Her friends come over to join her, trying and failing to hide their awkward expressions. You don't mind. You don't exactly give a shit about anything anymore. Plopping your chin in the palms of your hands, you decide it's time to do your job. Even if you're pretty sure your brother isn't going to pay you. It be that way sometimes.

"Anywhooo. Hiya, I'm Y/n. Welcome to Hero Café and all that jazz. What can I get you?"

They stare at the menu for a grand total of three seconds before you get bored. While you wait for them to decide, you casually scribble your number down on a piece of paper, just... just in case. By the time you've finished doodling Goofy in the corner of it out of their eyesight, they've decided what they want.

"I'll have a hot chocolate and a slice of carrot cake, please~!"

"Y-Yeah! That sounds good. I'll have the same, please."

"I shall have a cup of peppermint tea please, if I may!"

"Coming right up~! Just grab a seat," you grin, fully prepared to make a fool out of yourself by fucking all their orders up. Come on brain, be so smart- nO I'm supposed to remembering their orders not v i n e s .

It's time to fucking party.