"LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINGGGGGGGGG!"

"tUrN iT oFf—"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Update: Deku's awake, Todoroki's screaming and you are currently squatting on the highest shelf with the iPod to avoid getting murdered. So everything's going great.

"how'd you find my address- leT'S BREAK THE BED!"

"Y/N— FLAPJACK— I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE TURN IT OFF I  C A N ' T—"

"dEaL wItH iT cOwArD."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Izucute looks just about ready to bunny hop up to you and bitch slap the iPod out of your hands. Or just bitch slap you. Or both. Who knows? There's smoke coming from one of Todobroki's ears and snowflakes exploding out of the other, so that's something you don't know whether to be concerned about or not. In short, you feel threatened. You're surprised your brother hasn't come running out of the break room with a gun yet. If he has a gun. Probably does... aNYWAY.

"Y/N I WILL CALL IIDA!" Deku — Decutie? Eh, doesn't quite work... dek u in the face? Perfect — threatens.

"Ilegium does not scare mE," you say.

"Uh— well then— I'll call... I'll call Yaomomo!" He says.

You boi at him, almost dropping the iPod. "Shit-"

"tHeN... I DON'T KNOW, JIROU???"

A wild Kyouka appears! "Is that H34th3r5 I hear?"

Todoroki screams. Veronica belts. Deku faints. You fall.

"Shit," you say again, now on the floor. Todoroki yoinks the iPod and sonics the fuck out of there. You screech, hopping the counter and nyooming after him as Hot and Cold by Katy Perry starts blaring from the speakers, despite your dying limbs. "ROBOT BOI IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING OLYMPIAN, YOU BITCH ASS FUCKING CANDY CANE FUCKER—!"

Poor Kyouka is left to deal with the once again passed out vegetation while you go on a man hunt. You didn't even close the fucking café. Congrats.

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this sucks again sorry y'all

i made a bnha group on quotev yeet-

-> https://www.quotev.com/groups/1059498132 <-

and thank you for all the hearts and crap on this shit i can't- 💕💞💖💕💞💖💕💞💖💕💞💖

take my loVE—