Kirishima won't stop being a bean and it's pissing you off.

Times you've insulted your café? 32 in counting.

Times he's defended your café even though he's never been? 37.

37. Fucking. Times.

Yeah, this guy's on par with Deku. And your heart won't be able to take it much longer.

Anyway, you're now wandering around the Disney Store with Kaminari because Mina, Elbows and Kirishima fucked off to who knows where and the only other good shop around here is the food place you just left. They have some quality forks.

You grin as you point to a portable charger in the form of Stitch's face. "Look, it's you."

Kaminari flips you off and goes back to gushing over Buzz Lightyear figurines. You're trying to figure out how to make him use his quirk so he goes braindead like Mina said he does. Horrible, but it sounds funny. You're rewarded with this glorious hilarity when you nail him in the ear with a Snow White-themed water bottle.

You get kicked out of the store but it's fiiiine.

"How the fuck did you get banned from the Disney Store?" Sero asks when you meet up with the others later.

You shrug and sip your newly-acquired slushie, your JD-ness intensifying. Kirishima is trying to fix Kaminari. He looks dumb. You snort again.

And this, kids, is the origin story of how Kaminari decided to try his best to make your life a living hell from this point onwards.

You don't regret it - in fact, the Snow White bottle is lovingly placed on your windowsill, and it will stay there forevermore.

Does author know what she's doing?

no she's tired okay g'night y'all