This is Minecraft personas screwing around in a Walmart because I had no idea what to do and Walmart came to mind, also they live together. This is half a joke, I'll probably combine baking and sweaters tomorrow for a better shot, so sorry you have to put up with my ridiculous crap.

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The Architechs wanted brownie bites but they were too lazy to make them, so they decided a trip to Walmart was necessary. Grian was bouncing, Mumbo was driving, and Iskall was mentally preparing for a nighttime Walmart run and all that comes with it. They arrived at their local Walmart, employees decked out with Santa hats and Christmas decorations hung around in random places. Almost nobody was there, other than a dozen or so employees, which made Iskall particularly on-edge. Mumbo just wanted something sweet with chocolate in it, but was ready to apologize for when Iskall acted out from paranoia, Grian got into something, or if he lost his cool and yelled.

Grian immediately eyed the dessert table. "Hey guys, I need some other things. Iskall, you're fine, Grian DO NOT climb the shelves to sit in anything, I'm going to grab a cart pick up some other things for this week so we don't have to come back for a while." Mumbo was doing his best Mom impression. Grian followed him closely and Iskall followed Grian. While Mumbo was picking up some things from shelves, Grian grabbed several bottles of ranch and stuck them into his cart and then chuckled. Mumbo turned and gave Grian that look. He put all the bottles back. Iskall grabbed Grian's hand. Grian carefully dragged them over to the clothing sections and found the best Christmas dress ever in the history of Christmas dresses. It was an ugly Christmas sweater and a dress in one, an elf sweater with a skirt. He grabbed one in Iskall's size and pulled them over to the changing things. One of the employees standing there unlocked the thing and Iskall changed while Grian, lightning-fast, went to grab a cat head from the costumes area. As soon as Iskall came out, he stuck the cat head on the person in the elf Christmas dress and was killed by laughter.

Mumbo came over and saw Grian trying not to pee himself laughing and Iskall chuckling a little.

"Okay, we need to leave before we get kicked out of the store anyway..." Mumbo ushered them to the check-out lines and Iskall got their elf dress and cat head. "Remind me never to take either of you anywhere."

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Jesus. Christ.