immmm back

also i headcanon scarlette, darklockette, and jangler as a trio that run around pranking everyone, and jangler is the sensible one

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Observ5r: There is one thing worse than a rapist

Observ5r: *flips paper* Boom.

Magic Maker: A child.

Observ5r: No-

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Chloe, banging on the door: Poultry, open up!

Poultry Man: Well, it all started when I was a kid....

Ary: No, she meant-

Rena: Let him finish.

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Nethered: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Yuma: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Duck Woman: Drunk.

Sally: Wasted.

Poultry Man: Dead.

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Ary: YUMA! Is that a weed?!

Yuma: No this is a crayon-

Ary: IM CALLING THE POLICE *dials 911 on the microwave*

Microwave: "911 what's your emergency?"

Yuma: *visible confusion*

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Chloe: I want to see my little boy

Sally, holding up 7 year old PM: Here he comes

Chloe: I want to see my little boy-

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Crooked: Say yes to drugs.

Azael: Say no to drugs.

Rena: It doesn't matter what you say to drugs.

Rena: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.

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Jungle Bandit: I'm just saying, next time I'm gonna get you.

Poultry Man: I'm just saying I beat you twice.

Jungle Bandit: The first time was a tie.

Poultry Man: And the second time?

Jungle Bandit: ..... there were no witnesses the second time.

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Scarlette: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Jangler: B-bees?

Scarlette: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES.

Jangler: W-wait-

Darklock: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Jangler: WAIT-

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Nethered: *casually sliding slowly down the banister* You're all going to hell! Bye!!

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Poultry Man: What if we inverted our initials? Moultry Pan.

Salmon Man: Malmon San

Darklock: Garklockette Drian!

Evil X: Xvil Eisuma.

Sally: Cally Shicken!!

Duck Woman: Wuck Doman!

Magic Maker: Magic Mak- this is a stupid game.

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Darklock: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips, what should I do?

Magic Maker: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.

Chloe: Tackle her.

Ary: Dump her.

Azael: Kick her in the shins.

Scarlette: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

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Snake: Step one, be straight.

Crooked: *walks by*

Snake: Step one failed.

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Duck Woman, walking by: And they were roommates!

String: oh my notch they were roommates

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Quesa: So uh how much money do you have?

Darklock: Uhhh sixty-nine cents

Quesa: oop you know what that means

Darklock:

Darklock: *sniffs* i don't have enough money to buy chicken nugget

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Angry Eyes: I'm an idiot.

Doc:

Angry Eyes:

Doc: If you're waiting for me to disagree this is going to be a long night

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Purple: You're under arrest!

Poultry Man: You're new here, aren't you

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Magic Maker: I have no feelings.

Will: *exists*

Magic Maker: What are these.... are they..... feelings?

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Doc: we need to talk about your professionalism

Angry Eyes, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava

Doc, jumping onto a desk: dang that was a close call

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Sally: Everyone, what color is Poultry Man's shirt?

Nethered: Gray.

Crooked: Gray.

Derpy: Gray.

Sally: Uh-huh. Now, Poultry, tell them what color you said your shirt was.

Poultry Man: ..... dark white

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Poultry Man: I'm so useless

Magic Maker: No you're not

Magic Maker: You can be used as a bad example

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Brooke: Get to the Quesamigos, they got a new thing called freesha-

Brooke: Freesha-

Brooke: fReeShAVaCadOo

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i need to find more