Alright, third time y'all

also i mostly just ripped stuff of off kotlc memes and the incorrect hermitcraft tumblr

oh and yea i made a cover, above's the version without letters (and there's a background oooo fancy tatos) it's PM and Jingle Bells

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Jungle Bandit: Sometimes I just want to put my hands against someone's cheeks and just hold their head in my hands and just stare into their eyes then violently snap their neck at a 90 degree angle?

Sequoia: That really took an unexpected turn

Professor Beaks: So did their neck

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*about to fight the watchers for the first time*

Sally: is anyone else scared?!

Poultry Man: not really

Poultry Man: i've already lived longer than i expected

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Sally: What do you have there?

5-year-old Quit Game (thats right i remember em): A knife!

Sally: nO!

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Robot Grian: I had a dream about you.

NPG: Awww, really?

Robot Grian: You died.

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Darklockette: Jangler could you read number 23 to the class?

Jangler: nO I cannot. Whaddup, I'm Jangler, I'm nineteen and I never frickin learned how to read

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IskallMAN: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Sally: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

GoodTimesWithScar: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!

Poultry Man: Mental stability, my old friend!

IskallMAN: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Chloe: I have no fears.

Rena: what if you woke up one day and PM was taller than you?

Chloe: I have one fear

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Jangler: You know you shouldn't be using a straw

Scarlette: Yeah, I know, it's bad for the environment. Whatever.

Jangler: No I mean that's a really weird way to eat spaghetti

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Sherlock Grian: Ugh, the Watchers are so annoying

Watchers: *magically appear* I heard you were talking s*** about me

Sherlock: what the fU-

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Niza: What do you want to eat?

Distract5r: the souls of the innocent

Observ5r: A bagel

Distract5r: No!

Observ5r: Two bagels

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Snake: What did you get for question 23?

Crooked: 23.879 or something like that

Snake:

Snake: Crooked.

Snake: We took an English test.

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Chloe: i am constantly amazed at how stupid the s*** we are doing is

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Jungle Bandit: *sarcastically* Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

PM: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and..... um....

JB: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm that makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.

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Magic Maker: Road work ahead? Well yeah, I sure hope it does

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JB: Beaks is so annoying.

Somebody else: I know, right?

JB: You've just been unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom's calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party.

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Sally: I love the sound of birds in the morning

PM: Sal that's the fire alarm

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Sally: Hey, I'm lesbian

Parrot Man: I thought you were a Hermittpadder

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Azael: *points ruler at PM*

Azael: At the end of this ruler, there is an idiot

PM: Well.... which end?

Azael: .... why did I even try?

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Sequoia: I need you to swear-

JB: F***.

Sequoia:

Sequoia: Swear as in promise.

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Rena: I brought you some incense

Sally: Thank you

Parrot Man: And I brought you some myrrh

Sally: Thank you-

Parrot Man: myrrh-DER!

Sally: *le gasp* Parrot no-

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toon in in a month or so for the next part ha