JB: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.

MM: Marry me.

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MM: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.

MM: And if you don't well then **** you.

MM: I'm looking at you, JB , you jealous mop.

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Sally: //walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium//

Chron: Sally,  what did you think a tiger shark was?

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//G rushes by with an armful of water bottles//

Chron: What's going on?

G: MM wouldn't drink water.

JB: ...And?

G: And I asked her how fast she could chug an entire bottle.

MM, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, B****ES!

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Chron: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

G: Yeah-

Par: //kicks in the door//

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JB: Sally just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then she reached down and untied my shoe.

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Jinx to Ryz: We smell of sweat and loss.

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G: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.

JB: ****ng Sally and MM were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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Jinx: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Ryz: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Jinx: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bull****!:

Ryz: You take that back.

Jinx: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

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JB, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

MM: //also half asleep// JB, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for //gestures vaguely to herself// the Queen.

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Sally: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Rainy: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

Sally: Because they're deAd.

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(Prob not accurate)

G: Uh, Chron? Sally is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof-

Chron: What?

Smol: //pointing towards the pool// I think she meant, Sally is drowning- 

Chron: W h a t -

//Meanwhile//

Sally: //is drowning//

Rainy: OH MY GOD, SALLY! KEEP SWIMMING!

Sally: I can't swim, dumb***— //sinks//

Rainy: SALLY!

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