((Before we start, I found some quotes that fits irl us- so:

Axcee: Here are two pictures-- One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump-

G: //points at a picture// That one is the dump--

Axcee: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM-

((no offense tho so /lh ))

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G: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.

Pup: Why not?

G: Because I don't know what they mEan- :')

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Axcee: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

 (Now back to your not so regularly scheduled program-)))

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G: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

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PM: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

MM: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Sally: Can you pass the salt?

MM: Can you pass away?

Sally: TOo much salt-

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Smol: G, what are you doing?

G: //shaking a cat shaped piggy bank// I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Smol: You could always take it out and count it-

G: Where's the fun in that-

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MM: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING S***!

JB: ...

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Chron: I have a bad feeling about this...

G: What do you mean?

Chron: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Sally: No?

G: That actually explains so much.

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//School AU//

G: Lemme copy your homework-

Isk: I was going to copy yours-

G: Aw..

Isk: Guess I'm not doing it-

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Rainy: Big day today, Suki- //holds up two shirts// Mustard stain or ketchup stain?

Suki: Mustard– looks less like blood-

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MM, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

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//Early days// 

Sally: Die.

Prof. Parrot: Please don't die!

Sally: DIE!

Prof. Parrot: PLEASE DON'T DIE--

PM, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

MM, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Prof wants Sally to accept it as their kid.

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Chron: N... No!

G: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???