G: Real life should have a search function, or something-

G: I need my socks.

~~

PM, to Rainy: First rule of battle... don't ever let them know where you are.

MM, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT F***ING HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

PM: Of course, there're other schools of thought.

~~

G: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Isk: It was me...

G: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

~~

PM: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. So don't you try and stop me, Charlie.

MM: I wasn't stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

~~

//Semi IRL AU//

Chron: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six-

G, later, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

~~

JB: You played me!

MM: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

~~

//Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread//

Sally: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Prof. Parrot: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Sally: if you want information it is

Smol: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST??

~~

Rainy watching G and Chron panic: What's going on?

MM: G is having a midlife crisis and Cream is just having a crisis.

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JB: We all have our demons.

JB, grabbing MM: This one's mine.

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MM: I think it's time I get my life in order.

Prof. Parrot narrating in a freeze frame: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoOn.

~~

G: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Isk: No... well, their slowness.

G: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

G: Now I have a plan.

G: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

~~

MM: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Rainy: For the dogs!

MM: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Rainy: Most don't know how-

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Prof, after being pressured: Who the f*** added me to a f***ing group chat?

PM: language.

MM: Yeah watch your f***ing language

PM: Okay, who has taught Prof the f*** word?

Cone: 'The f*** word'.

Chron: You all use the f word all the time

MM: Oh my god he censored it

Sally: Say f***, Chron

MM: Do it, Cream. Say f***.

~~

G: A sprite is anything not static.

Chron: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Sally: A sprite is a f***ing soda.

Sally: You god damn geeka** bastards.

~~

G: How long do you think it'll take?

JB: I don't know, three or four.

G: Three or four what?

JB:

G: Days? Weeks? Months?

JB: Yeah, maybe five.

G:

JB:

G: Five what-