Sally: Ra ra Rasputin, Russian's smallest uwu bean--

~~

//School AU//

Isk: I keep laughing but inside my soul is dying. My entire personality is fading away, like water slipping through my fingers. I'm an empty carcass, a comic imitation of what I once was. An unholy caricature of the worst I can be.

G: Is it exam week?

Isk, sadly: I got 18 exams in the next 12 days.

G: I'm so sorry. Good monologue, though.

~~

Sally: Are you going to finish that coffee?

MM: No, JB found it in the– ...You can have it.

Sally: Thanks! //takes the coffee and sips it, walking away//

MM, mischievously, to herself: That's right. Drink the garbage coffee.

((This is part two to the other coffee quote-))

~~

//Everyone in the car//

Cone, breaking the silence: Did you know that, even with seatbelts, people die all the time in car crashes? I thought that was interesting.

~~

((Imma ~ I g n o r e ~ recent events just for this quote-))

Isk: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... G and I are dating.

G, Chron, Smol, PM, MM, everyone: //gasp//

Isk: Mish, why are you surprised-

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Smol: Which country has the most birds?

Smol: Portu-geese!

Chron: That's a language..?

Smol: Portu-gull?

Chron: Good recovery-

MM: I think you mean good re-dovery ;)

G: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU GUYS MISS TURKEY?

~~

Sally, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Prof. Parrot: Wh-

Sally: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Prof. Parrot: Why are you screaming?!

Sally: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Prof. Parrot:

Sally: I F***ING LOVE YOU!

~~

Isk: Did you put glitter on our laundry detergent?

G: Oh, yeah, I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas! That one's called Sparkle Suds!

Isk: Can you at least stop putting glitter on everything? There was glitter in our butter this morning too-

G: Disco Dairy: Spread the party.

~~

//Semi IRL AU//

MM, doing magic: I will now attempt to saw this person in half.

G: Neat!

Chron: MM, you've done this trick before, right?

MM: There's a trick?

~~

//Semi IRL AU again//

Isk: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

G: Aren't you forgetting something?

Isk: Uuh...//hesitantly kisses G's forehead before running out.//

G: No, pay your bill-

~~

Rainy: We're lost-

Misty: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"

Rainy: We're not totally lost! We're still in Hermittpad!

~~

//Basically how the ship started//

MM: Uh oh.

Isk: What?

Sally: Somebody's in love.

Isk: Yeah, right- I just think G's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him-

Isk, later that night: Uh oh.

~~

//School AU//

G: Uh, I think I got your lunch. //Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you.'//

Chron: Ohh, yep that explains it. I didn't think this was for me. //Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of Notch, Please be good.'//

~~

Suki: Is there a sign we should watch for if something goes wrong?

MM: If I get shot. Or scream 'f***!'.

~~

Isk: Hey you're pretty cool.

Chron: Prepare to be disappointed.

~~

//School AU; the group is taking turns playing Untitled Goose Game.//

MM: Oh, to be a little goose and wreak absolute havoc.

Cone: You can wreak absolute havoc as a person, too, if you're rowdy enough.

MM: But as a goose, I would never feel remorse.

~~

G: We've created a map of all the places they could have taken Isk and Smol.

Rainy: ...that's a map of the whole world.

G: Yeah. We have no idea where they are-

~~

G: I'm the proud owner of an IQ of 5 (and a half)!

Sally: Not for long!

G: Please- It's all I have-