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MM: Where's my f*cking knife?
Smol: There are kids around- say it nicer, maybe?
MM: Sorry-
MM: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my f*cking knife?
Smol: tHat's nOt wHaT i MeAnT!
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PM: For drill reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act wisely.
Smol: Okay?
JB: Sure.
PM: If you want to live, give me all your money.
Smol: Bold of you to assume I have money.
JB: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
PM: ........
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Chron: G, please don't do that.
G: If someone from the future hasn't come to stop me, how bad of an idea can it be?
Isk: He's got a point-
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PM: eH?! Try viewing it from my perspective!
Snake, Isk, Chron, Smol, Snake, and even G: //sinks onto floor//
PM: Ō_Ō
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Probably what would happen someday:
Chron: I'm fine.
PM: You're not fine! You almost got killed by a dagger!
Chron: I've almost been killed by a dagger before.
PM: You don't just build up immunity to that!
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PM: ō_ō G's really in the Christmas spirit.
Isk: It must be the milk or the coffee I left behind-
Chron: oh no. What have you created?!
G, doing cartwheels and flying into everything, singing: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELL ROCKK-
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Unexperienced PM trying to train: Fight me.
Cindy(?): You can't even fight a cold.
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Isk, thinking: Don't let him know how awkward you are.
G: Nice weather!
Isk: Thanks-
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PM: Can you be quiet for a bit? I'm trying to think.
MM: Don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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PM, determinedly: We heroes don't know the meaning of surrender!
Scared and tired Smol: But we're willing to learnn!
PM:
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Snake: G, you can be really destructive.
G: I can?! //runs off//
Snake: WAIT I WASNT GIVING YOU PERMISSION!
*crashing noises*
G: Too late! I already broke a few things!
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