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MM: Where's my f*cking knife?

Smol: There are kids around- say it nicer, maybe?

MM: Sorry-

MM: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my f*cking knife?

Smol: tHat's nOt wHaT i MeAnT!

~~

PM: For drill reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act wisely.

Smol: Okay?

JB: Sure.

PM: If you want to live, give me all your money.

Smol: Bold of you to assume I have money.

JB: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

PM: ........

~~

Chron: G, please don't do that.

G: If someone from the future hasn't come to stop me, how bad of an idea can it be?

Isk: He's got a point-

~~

PM: eH?! Try viewing it from my perspective!

Snake, Isk, Chron, Smol, Snake, and even G: //sinks onto floor//

PM: Ō_Ō

~~

Probably what would happen someday:

Chron: I'm fine.

PM: You're not fine! You almost got killed by a dagger!

Chron: I've almost been killed by a dagger before.

PM: You don't just build up immunity to that!

~~

PM: ō_ō G's really in the Christmas spirit.

Isk: It must be the milk or the coffee I left behind-

Chron: oh no. What have you created?!

G, doing cartwheels and flying into everything, singing: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELL ROCKK-

~~

Unexperienced PM trying to train: Fight me.

Cindy(?): You can't even fight a cold.

~~

Isk, thinking: Don't let him know how awkward you are.

G: Nice weather!

Isk: Thanks-

~~

PM: Can you be quiet for a bit? I'm trying to think.

MM: Don't worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.

~~

PM, determinedly: We heroes don't know the meaning of surrender!

Scared and tired Smol: But we're willing to learnn!

PM:

~~

Snake: G, you can be really destructive.

G: I can?! //runs off//

Snake: WAIT I WASNT GIVING YOU PERMISSION!

*crashing noises*

G: Too late! I already broke a few things!

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