JB: Any questions?

MM: Yeah, I have a lot of questions.

MM: Number one. How dare you?

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G: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

G: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply nEver go back in there-

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Sally, learning about the history of democracy: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.

PM: Well, that is  called "tyranny", and it is generally frowned upon.

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JB: SALLY!!!!

//somewhere else//

Early days Sally, terrified: What was that?!

MM: That was the call of someone who is very p***ed and on a mission to f*** someone up.

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Sally: I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I STALK out, in a HUFF! And then I get REVENGE!

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MM: calming down after a shared fit of laughter: Ok, stop this nonsense. Enough. We have depression. And we'll f***ing act like it.

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G: Look! I dyed my eyebrows neon blue.

Isk: Oh, you look great!

G: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS BEHAVIOR, I AM CLEARLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED-

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Villain: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

G: Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

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Prof. Parrot: I was like, I'm gonna wake up early and do things!!

Prof. Parrot: I woke up early.

Prof. Parrot: I did nOt do things-

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Past Isk, talking to their future self: Who are you?

Isk's future self: I'm you, but gayer-

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G: My breakfast consisted of gummies (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me I'm not eating right??

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MM: There should be an ASMR like, "coffee shop in Rio de Janeiro", and it's just people screaming.

JB: I think quarantine is forcing you to your limit.

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Early days Cone: What? I'm not that aggressive!

PM: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Cone: Survival of the Fittest, b****.

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//Semi-IRL AU, but probably could also apply to irl OOR G-//

G: It's so addictive, right? I play so much that when I close my eyes at night, I just see Tetris cubes instead of my normal dizzying array of flashing lights.

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Rainy: Do you like pears?

MM: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go 'oh cool'.

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Prof. Parrot: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen when something is on fire-

Cone: But what if, something else happen. Just this one time.

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MM: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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JB: I've conquered my fear of ghosts.

G: Thats the spirit!

JB: oh f***- where-