JB: We need to distract the guards.

MM: Right.

JB: So what're we gonna do?

MM: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.

JB:

MM:

JB: Deal.

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PM: I understand we do not always see eye to eye-

Cone (I'm calling Crooked/Bones this now): That's because you're too short.

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G: That risk was calculated, but man, I'm bad at math

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G: I'm scared of the Backstreet Boys.

PM: Tell me why-

G: *sCrEeCh*

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Prof Parrot: You're violent ;-;

Sally: Yea, but I'm short, so it's adorable!

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G, opening door: If you tear more holes in a net, it will end up having fewer-

G: //closes door//

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G: ...How much did you spend on this date?

Isk: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years-

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Chron: //Locks G in the car// Act like a child, get treated like a child.

G: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Sally: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

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Prof: So what do you do?

Cone: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Prof: Wow, impressive.

Cone: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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Prof: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Cone: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police

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G: You guys don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon-

Isk, not looking up from their book: Spear.

G: BLOCKED--

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MM, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

JB: But – that's just a trash can.

MM: It sure is!

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MM: Top 30 reasons why MM is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

JB: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR F***ING A** RIGHT NOW!!!

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MM: Hey JB can I get a sip of your water?

JB: It's not water.

MM: Vodka, I like your style!

JB: It's vinegar.

MM: Wh-Wha-

JB: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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PM: You're a loose cannon, G.

G: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Isk: I think you play by your own rules

Chron: But also, he think rules were made to be broken.

PM: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

G: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. MM is a loose cannon.

MM: *smashes a chair*

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//Isk and G sitting in jail together//

G: So who should we call?

Isk: I'd call PM, but I feel safer in jail

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PM: What do you think Isk will do for a distraction?

G: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

//Building explodes and several car alarms go off//

G: ... or they could do that.

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PM: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

G: We got spring water

PM: NO.

Isk: with EXTRA minerals

G: it's like licking a stalagmite

PM: DON'T COME HOME.

Isk: Mmmmm cave water

~~