(So, I found a site that generates incorrect quotes- and pasted them into a doc- so underlined words are early comments from G because they're ~gold~-))

Chron: Why are G and Isk sitting with their backs to each other?

MM: They had a fight

Chron: Then why are they holding hands?

MM: They get sad when they fight.

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G: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Isk: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Chron: I got distracted halfway through

MM: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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//G is... cooking? Pretty well?//

Isk: Any chance that's for me?

G: It's for MM. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

JB: I never realized the forethought in being a disappointment.

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G: There is no future. There is no past, do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that we insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet-

Isk:

Chron:

PM:

MM:

Smol:

Everyone at G's surprise b-day party:

Isk: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first-

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 PM: Favorite horror movie?

Isk: It

Chron: Saw

MM: Annabelle

G: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics-

(Should've been rated R for ready to be embarrassed in middle school.)

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G: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Isk: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Sally: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel-

MM: //cocks gun// Magic missile.

PM: eH-

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G: What does "take out" mean?

Isk: Food.

Chron: Dating.

MM: Murder.

Sally: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD-

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G: Bye Isk! Bye Chron! Bye PM! Bye MM! Bye Isk!

Chron: You said "Bye Isk" twice?

G: I like Isk-

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G: Wake me up...

Isk: Before you go!

Chron: When September ends...

MM: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

(G: actually no- SAVE MEEEEEEE)

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Isk: Why is G so sad?

Chron: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes.

Isk: And..?

G: I got MM.

(Accurate)

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Isk: Can I be frank with you guys?

G: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help-

Chron: Can I still be Chron?

MM: Shh, let Frank speak.

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//Isk, G, and MM are sitting on a bench//

Chron: ...Why do you look so sad?

Isk: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

//Chron sits down//

G: The bench is freshly painted.

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Isk, trying to ask G out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

MM: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER???

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MM: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year is... me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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G: What are your goals?

Isk: To pet all the dogs.

G: No, fitness goals.

Isk: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs-

(yesssss)

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Rainy: Hewwo.

Ghostbur: Hihiiii!

G, yawning: Greetings..

Chron: Three kinds of people.

Smol: I want pudding-

Rainy: Four kinds of people.

Sally: WHAT UP F***ERS?!?!

Chron: Five types of people.

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G: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Isk: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

G: Absolutely not.

(Mood)

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//The squad is having dinner together//

Isk: G, can you pass the salt?

G: //Throws MM across the table????//

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G, about Isk: Apparently, we're getting someone new in the group.

MM: Are we stealing them?

JB: New or used?

G: Wonderful responses, both of you.

(I- HVHGGGGH)

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G: Is something burning?

Isk: Uh- just my love for you-

G: iSk- the toaster is on fire-

(ah- gddfgdfg)

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MM: Start talking!

Prof Parrot: Well, I-

MM: Shut up!

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MM, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you.... a paintball!

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G: Anyone d-

Isk: Depressed?

Chron: Drained?

MM: Dumb?

PM: Disliked?

G: -done with their work... //sigh//

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Isk: So, what's for dinner?

G, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Isk: We need a distraction.

Chron: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

G, whispering: my time has come

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G: I turned out perfectly fine!

Isk: G, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

G: I DIDN'T PUT THE TOAST IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE TOAST IN!!!

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Chron: PM...

PM: Oh dear, "PM" in B-Flat.

PM: You're... disappointed.