(Woo, first quotes of the year lol)

Rainy: So, you have 12 apples and your friend asks for 6-

Rainy: What do you have?

Chron:

Chron: //slightly starts tearing up//

Chron: a friend

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//The question: Who's the nicest?//

PM: Erm.... Sally.

Prof: Are you kidding??

Prof: She almost ripped off my aRm the other day because I was looking at one of her things!!

PM: Well, you should never have to look at Sal's things without her permission-

Prof: i'M soRry! //sobs//

G: No, Rainy is the nicest.

PM: Yes, I think I agree with that now that we have ruled out Sal..

Rainy: I'm not nice!

Chron: Yes you are-

Rainy: I can be mean if I want to!

Rainy: //sees the smirks//

Rainy: I'm not trying to be cute-

Rainy: I can be mean- watch this!

Rainy: UM

Rainy: UH

Rainy: YOUR TEETHGERMS ARE UGLY-

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PM: I saw that Charlie and JB were hugging each other. 

PM: And then I looked more closely. They were actually choking each other. Well, that makes sense as well-

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PM: eH- why is there a pentagram on the floor?

G and MM: You told us to satanize the place-

PM:

PM: I said sanitize-

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(Semi-irl AU)

Chron: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so quickly?

Rainy, sighing: Several traffic violations

PM: Three counts of resisting arrest

G: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Isk: Also- that's... not our car

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Smol, peeking around a corner: Is Poultry gone?

G: Yeah-

Smol: Yess-

G: Wait, why?

Smol:  Now I can finally say snit-

PM, dropping in out of nowhere: eH- lAnguage!

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Chron: Name a more iconic duo than me crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Rainy: You and me being friends!

Chron:

Chron: o-okay-

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Rainy: We need to distract these guys

G: Leave it to me-

G: Centaurs have six legs, and are therefore insects- discuss-

Crooked, JB, and MM: //immediately begin to argue//

Rainy, watching in horror: Oh this- I don't like this- I don't like this at all-

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MM: Hey, do you have a favorite ship? Mine's Gsk

Crooked, visibly confused: The Lusitania?

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Sally: Can you teach me how to play the trumpet?

PM: Why?

Sally: I want to follow JB around and annoy him with it! :D

PM: You know you don't need to know how to play the trumpet to annoy him, right?

Sally:

Sally: :0 Oh my goodness, you're right

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//Intermission break from Suki, with a fire extinguisher, a first-aid kit, and bottles of water with her to tell you to take care of yourself and don't commit arson-

Have a good day-//

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G: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know that I'm doing it really really well-

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PM, filming G and Isk: Backstreet's back, alright!

G, off his face and slung over Isk's shoulders in a fireman's carry: DUH nuh nuh NANUH NUH-

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Villain: Didn't you die?

PM: That was an hour ago, and times change-

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MM: I love you

JB: Is that you or the vodka talking?

MM: It's me talking to the vodka 

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Isk: //Finds G upside-down from his ceiling after 3 days of no sleep and surrounded by crushed soda cans// Are you alright-

G, not blinking: Sure

G:

G:

G: My teeth feel like they're wearing cardigans-

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