MM, texting Sally: Where the duck are you??

MM: Stupid ducking autocorrect 

MM: Duck

MM: Duck

MM: Duck

MM: Duck

MM: Duck

Sally: Goose

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Rainy: You're a pretty cool person!

Chron:

 Chron: Very funny- but I know I'm a piece of crap, who are we kidding?

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Rainy: Can somebody explain French to me?

Sally: It's Spanish but spoken in cursive

Prof. Parrot: You got eleven letters, you pronounce four of them

MM: Latin, but make it fashion

JB: Learn to speak Spanish. Now learn Italian. Subtract the Spanish from the Italian. You are left with French.

Smol: Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the letters you see

G: Gargling, but with air

RG:

RG: Why can't you ask the l i t e r a l f r e n c h m a n to explain his mother language??

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//Semi irl//

Flight Attendant: Please keep all small items safe and secure 

Isk: //Looks at G//

G: Do NOT-

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Tired G: So- do you notice anything fishy about the couch?

Couch: //Is covered in goldfish crackers//

Isk: Again?

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JB: Wow, Dracula has it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and turn into a bat to get out of social situations.

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MM: //After being nice to JB and Sally- somehow// I have no intention of making friends.

MM, breaking PM out from being grounded, in a way: You're all just stepping stones to my success.

MM, making a tortilla to celebrate a ship: Friends are a distraction.

MM, in a group hug: Disgusting.

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Smol, being therapist: Okay, what did we say about self-care?

MM: More espresso, less depresso. (I know she hates coffee, but she fits the most)

Smol: Try again

Rainy: Don't show that you're sad, sad backwards is das and das not good.

Smol: No-

Chron: It's just like that sometimes.

Smol: NO-

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//Rainy, Smol, PM, G, Isk, and Chron are in a situation//

Rainy: wAit- Isk- what do we do???

Isk: I don't know-!

Rainy: You're the oldest!

Isk: Not mentally, unfortunately!

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Suki: What're you doing?

Rainy, with a line of ducklings behind her: For some reason, they believe I'm their leader-

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G: Why am I still awake?

PM: Why am I still

Rainy: Why am I

Chron: why

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