Some Highschool AU:

PM, deciding to sing worriedly: Dashing through the halls

MM: With teachers up my a*s

Carmine: I have to take a test-

Sally: I really hope you pass!

EX: This school is actual hell

G: I can't even spell

Smol: You get to class right now

Snake: You wanna make the bell

Everyone: OOOOOOH!

Azael and Niza: JINGLE BELLS

Jungle Bandit: Kill ourselves

Kirby: Hit me with a sleigh

Isk: This isn't fun

Chron: There goes my GPA

(I really hope you sang that in your mind-)

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Smol: MM- why are you smiling?

MM: Can't I smile once in a while?

Snake: PM fell face first in the parking lot.

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G, telling a joke: A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

The waiter tells them,

PM, the waiter: "Eh- excuse me- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease.

G: The Texan says,

Sally, the Texan: "What's a shortage?"

G: The Russian says,

Carmine, the oblivious Russian: "What's a steak?"

G: And the New Yorker says,

MM, the New Yorker: "What's 'excuse me'?"

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JB and MM having a very love hate relationship:

JB: Why did the chicken cross the road?

MM: ...To get to the other side. Not important.

JB: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock!

MM: Who's there.

JB: The chicken-

MM: WHY YOU F*CKING B-

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Chron: //internally screaming//

G: //externally screaming//

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G: I do what I want! You two can't stop me!

Smol and Chron: We're calling PM-

G: wAit- nO-

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PM: I may not know him well, but anybody that hurts our little brother Chron is getting a... talk.

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PM: Morning!

G: Good morning!

Chron: Good day.

Isk: You guys sound like robots. Spice it up, maybe?

JB: //slamming door open// GOOD MORNING MOTHERFU-

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Isk, hearing something: Hello? Is somebody there?

G, singing: Hello, is it me you're looking forr?

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Snake: How drunk was I last night?

Smol: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water. Why did you have to drink?!

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(Yup have a lot-)