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Nope, not back- just bored .<. Also- I'm still going to include dead characters like Isk and PM even after they're gone because it were relatively happy times-

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G: //drinking soda//

Chron: ...It's uh- 8 in the morning, G- why are you having that for breakfast-

G: What did you have for breakfast, Chron?

Chron:

G: I'm doing more than you.

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MM: I think I broke one of my livers

Smol: ...You only have one liver, Magi-

MM: How many do I need to live?

Smol, concerned: One-

MM: Mhm... I'm in trouble.

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G: The floor is lava! //jumps onto couch//

Prof: //jumps onto table//

Sally: //bravely tackling the washing machine and almost breaks it//

Rainy: //Slips, but manages to get onto a chair//

Chron, who was just there: //facepalms onto floor and accepts his fate//

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(Semi irl thing Ig)

Isk: We have a problem.

PM: eh- what is wrong this time?

G, breaking in through window: Guys, I need you to say that I'm your long lost cousin who has been living with you for the past 17 years- here put on this wig- quick quick- hurry- the cops are coming-

Isk: That-

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G: Okay- we're going to play a game!

G: When I say a color, run to the left side of the room- when I say a fruit, run to the right- got it?

Everyone there: Got it.

G: Alright!

G: ORANGE!

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Chron: I am responsible and rational, and I can resist my desires-

G, walking in with chocolate smears on his face: I ate your last chocolate bars- was that okay, Chr-

Chron: Get back here- you will pay for this!

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JB: I don't get enough for this..

Smol: For what?

JB: //points to Prof and Sally putting Christmas lights around November calender//

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(Basically the direction where Chron is going)

Anyone: ...I care about you, Chron-

Chron: Hm- good joke

Anyone: No, seriously- we care about you

Chron: You got me.

Anyone: Seriously-

Chron: I s a i d - y o u g o t m e .

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Rainy, a little sleepy: I cut my finger-

PM: Just put pressure on it

Rainy, to her finger: If you don't do this right, Misty will be a little disappointed-

PM: eh-

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(Semi Irl again)

Isk, talking to G: If we don't tell Chron, he'll never know-

Chron, kicking down the door, growling: Why was PM on the news?

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Rainy: I- Is that blood???

PM, who just fell down the stairs: no?

Rainy: That's not a question you should answer with another question-

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Smol: Are you okay??

Chron: Mhm-

Smol: Are you sure? At 5 am today, you asked if you could borrow some glue to hold your life together

Chron:

Smol: Wizard man- no-

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Rainy: Life is kinda like a game of chess!

Rainy:

Rainy: I don't really know how to play chess-

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(Semi irl again)

JB, texting: Quit throwing rocks at my window- what do you think you have a phone for?

MM, also texting: Oh yeah- sh**, my bad.

//noises of glass breaking//

JB, peeking head through now broken window: dID YOU JUST THROW YOUR F***ING PHONE THROUGH MY WINDOW?!

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G: Chron, I hate to be 'that guy', but I glued myself to the ceiling again-

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PM: The recipe says to 'chill in the refrigerator'-

PM: I may or may not have just realized it meant the pastries and not me-

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