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Nope, not back- just bored .<. Also- I'm still going to include dead characters like Isk and PM even after they're gone because it were relatively happy times-
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G: //drinking soda//
Chron: ...It's uh- 8 in the morning, G- why are you having that for breakfast-
G: What did you have for breakfast, Chron?
Chron:
G: I'm doing more than you.
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MM: I think I broke one of my livers
Smol: ...You only have one liver, Magi-
MM: How many do I need to live?
Smol, concerned: One-
MM: Mhm... I'm in trouble.
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G: The floor is lava! //jumps onto couch//
Prof: //jumps onto table//
Sally: //bravely tackling the washing machine and almost breaks it//
Rainy: //Slips, but manages to get onto a chair//
Chron, who was just there: //facepalms onto floor and accepts his fate//
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(Semi irl thing Ig)
Isk: We have a problem.
PM: eh- what is wrong this time?
G, breaking in through window: Guys, I need you to say that I'm your long lost cousin who has been living with you for the past 17 years- here put on this wig- quick quick- hurry- the cops are coming-
Isk: That-
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G: Okay- we're going to play a game!
G: When I say a color, run to the left side of the room- when I say a fruit, run to the right- got it?
Everyone there: Got it.
G: Alright!
G: ORANGE!
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Chron: I am responsible and rational, and I can resist my desires-
G, walking in with chocolate smears on his face: I ate your last chocolate bars- was that okay, Chr-
Chron: Get back here- you will pay for this!
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JB: I don't get enough for this..
Smol: For what?
JB: //points to Prof and Sally putting Christmas lights around November calender//
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(Basically the direction where Chron is going)
Anyone: ...I care about you, Chron-
Chron: Hm- good joke
Anyone: No, seriously- we care about you
Chron: You got me.
Anyone: Seriously-
Chron: I s a i d - y o u g o t m e .
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Rainy, a little sleepy: I cut my finger-
PM: Just put pressure on it
Rainy, to her finger: If you don't do this right, Misty will be a little disappointed-
PM: eh-
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(Semi Irl again)
Isk, talking to G: If we don't tell Chron, he'll never know-
Chron, kicking down the door, growling: Why was PM on the news?
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Rainy: I- Is that blood???
PM, who just fell down the stairs: no?
Rainy: That's not a question you should answer with another question-
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Smol: Are you okay??
Chron: Mhm-
Smol: Are you sure? At 5 am today, you asked if you could borrow some glue to hold your life together
Chron:
Smol: Wizard man- no-
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Rainy: Life is kinda like a game of chess!
Rainy:
Rainy: I don't really know how to play chess-
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(Semi irl again)
JB, texting: Quit throwing rocks at my window- what do you think you have a phone for?
MM, also texting: Oh yeah- sh**, my bad.
//noises of glass breaking//
JB, peeking head through now broken window: dID YOU JUST THROW YOUR F***ING PHONE THROUGH MY WINDOW?!
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G: Chron, I hate to be 'that guy', but I glued myself to the ceiling again-
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PM: The recipe says to 'chill in the refrigerator'-
PM: I may or may not have just realized it meant the pastries and not me-
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