PM: Eh?! Dramatic music? That cannot be good.

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Rose: Let's write Foultry a nice note, shall we?

Rose, writing the words as she says them: Dear..... incompetent.... piece... of...... trash...

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//Should totally happen//

Smol: We're kind of missing something today, guys..

PM: Cohesion?

MM: Teamwork?

G: A general sense of what we're doing?

Smol: And Iskallio and Carm isn't here...

MM: Oh- yeah- and that.

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G: Look- I'm glad everyone's on the same page-

G: But this is the last page in a book titled "We're Going To All Die In This Plan"-

Chron: 

Chron: Have faith in me- please?

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Chron: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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G: From now on, we'll be using code names!

G: I will be 'Eagle 1'-

G: PM, you'll be 'Been there, done that'

G: Smol is 'Currently doing that'

G: MM will be 'It happened once in a dream'

G: And Isk is-

Isk:

G:

G: Eagle 2!

Isk: Okay- thank Odin-

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JB: ....I love you.

MM: Wrong number.

JB: But.... you're sitting right here-

MM: Wrong address.

JB: Wait, wha-

MM: Please leave a message after the tone.

MM: BEEEEP.

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PM: Erm- can you you do me a favor, Melon?

Chron: Sure... but isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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//Captured//

MM: I'm not scared of you! None of us are!

Smol: I kind of am-

MM: SHUT UP!

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G: Can I get some coffee, Smol?

Smol: What did Poultry say?

G: He said no-

Smol: So why should I give you some?

G: He's not the boss of you-

Smol, internally: its a trap it's a trap it's a trap

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PM: Erm- what are we having for lunch, Charlie?

MM: Food, usually.

PM: No- I meant as in- what are we having?

MM: An unwanted conversation.

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//dodgeball in School AU//

JB: Bonus points if you hit Beaks.

MM: Or also PM.

Crooked, perking up at the last one: Oh- really?

Crooked: //pummels PM with the ball//

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