//Hermittpadders vs. When a bag is stuck in a vending machine//

Tries to get it back by straight up sticking an arm inside a slot: Sally, Beaks, Chron

Shakes the machine: PM, Snake, Smol, maybe Jing

Punches/kicks the glass: Crooked, RG, JB

Asks for help: Isk, NPG

All of the above in that order: G, Zedeath

Runs out of the room then dramatically drop kicks the machine and straight up has a brawl: MM

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//Hermittpadders with Scrabble//

MM: I will put my A down to make "A"

Smol: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"

PM: I shall add to your word "AT" to produce "RAT"

Scara: I shall add to your "RAT" to reveal "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC".

MM: //flips the board//

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 G, still awake at 3 AM: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, then you're a chicken tender-

Chron, with a pillow over his head and ears, and wiggling a bit:

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JB: Do you ever hear someone say something really smart and wonder what it's like to have brain cells that actually do their job?

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MM: Rickity roll, I will now yeet your soul-

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PM: Do you have any bags I can use?

JB: The only bags are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence-

PM: All you had to say was no-

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G: Alright, you've lost knee privileges-

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G: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize it's essentially immortal and you've cursed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die-

Chron: G- go back to sleep- please-

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Isk: //walks into the room with watery eyes, sniffling//

G, not fully aware: ? What's wrong? Why're you crying?

Isk: I'm not crying- my eyes are just watery from the smoke from the fire in the kitchen-

G:

G, having a panic attack: W H A T ? !

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Isk: //sneezes//

G: I would say 'Notch Bless you', but it seems he already has-