Smol: W-w-wait- it's moving!

G and Isk: What does it say?

PM, in an oujia board: I-M-A-Y-H-A-V-E-D-I-E-D-A-G-A-I-N-

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MM with an accent: Moo, moo motherf**ckers-

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PM, explaining that he can't always be there: You're going to need to stand on your own two feet.

Isk, standing up confidently:  Sure! I can do that! I can stand on my own two feet-

PM: //smiles in relief//

Isk: //Instantly falls over//

Isk: //Tries to get back up but flops back down again//

PM:

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Prof. parrot: If I say 'I love you', will you say it back?

Sally: Mhm

Prof. Parrot: I love you

Sally: it back.

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(Dont judge me on this one-)

Isk: So you're coming to my wedding?

G: Oh- who're you marrying?

Isk: Y'know- a sweet and compassionate winged guy whose enthusiasm always amazes me

G: Aw- what one lucky guy!

Isk:

Isk: Uh- G- I'm marrying you, remember?

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G: Step one- be straight.

Isk: //walks by//

G: Step one has failed- 

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Sally: EEEEEE! She said that she'd jump in front of a moving train for you!

JB: Magi would jump in front of a moving train for fun.

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PM, hugging Sally: There's nothing better than having a sister like Sally!

Chloe, rolling her eyes: Two Sally's.

PM, now hugging Sal and Fred: You're right!

(A D O R A B L E!)

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Chron: Do you consider me as a friend?

Isk: Yeah- what else would I consider you as?

Chron: A disappointment, a monster, a freak, a power source, or a desperate cry for help? I don't know- the list is endless.

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Smol: You died?

PM: Yes

Smol: When I specifically asked you not to?

PM:

PM: Yes

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Crooked: What's up?

MM, having to deal with everything: My blood pressure.

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JB: When I heard that Magi sleep talks, I thought that was pretty cute, I suppose. But then it turned from mindless blabbering to-

MM, in her sleep: Want a break from the ads? With Spotify Premium, you can-

JB: —That.

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Sally: G? I need advice..

G, eating raw cookie dough for breakfast:You've come to the right place!

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