Chron: I'm not awkward every day! For example- I'm not today. I can definitely think things through.

G, about to die of laughter: Why is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Chron:

Chron: I paid for my skittles. So I'm getting my skittles-

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FPM: I'm the real Poultry! Kill him!

PM: The only way to be safe is to kill both of us!

MM, seizing FPM: THE REAL POULTRY WOULD NEVER PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO DIE-

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Chron: Did you know that potatoes were the first food grown in space?

PM: That's an interesting fact, but I don't see how it's relevant.

Chron: It may not be relevant but it is important-

PM: ? Why?

Chron: Because you just got tater taught-

PM:

PM: Melon- 

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Isk: Gmish- what are you doing on top of the fridge-

G: I'm strong and independent! I stand where I want to stand!

Isk:

Isk: Alright- where's the bee?

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Smol: But in the end, we're all human beans (or mortal beans- you know what I mean, wizard man)-

Isk: And together we shall rice-

G: Lettuce pray-

Chron: Ramen.

PM: What did I just witness-

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PM: Alright- we're going to get some more chickens and it'll only take a few minutes, right?

Chron: //looks at camera like he's on The Office//

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//Sally running away from PM//

Sally: Everything is under control!

G, in a narrator voice: Alas, everything was NOT under control.

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Smol: //Throws a book at MM//

MM: //fails to catch it// OW- my face!

Smol: Sorry- I thought you'd catch it-

Smol: So,

Smol: Get Facebooked-

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Chron: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Sally, G, and Isk: To not burn the mansion we're staying at down

Chron: And what did you do?

Sally, Isk, and G: We made dinner!

Chron:

Smol:

PM:

Nearby animals:

Isk: ... And we burned the mansion down-

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//Asking for cake over a call//

PM: Okay, Sal- what do you want the cake to say?

Sally, covering phone to ask G: Hm. G?

G: Yes?

Sally: Do we want to give Isk a talking cake?

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