G and/or Isk: I don't need magic to burn something down- I just need my own two hands and no supervision-

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Hypocritical PM: Rules were meant to be followed- Nothing was made to be broken-

G: Uh- piñatas?

Smol: Glowsticks?

MM: Karate boards

Isk: Spaghetti when you have a small pot-

G: And rules!

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Irl us: The question on the table is, do we put PM in charge of saving Hermittpad by himself, or do we make some other character have the same level of attention like pathetic losers? I say we make PM do it, and I'm the boss. Therefore, meeting adjourned.

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(High school AU)

Chron: Wha-? I'm not afraid of professors! I have no reason to be-  I never break any rules if I know it's related to them, ever, because I'm deathly afraid of professors-

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MM: //walks into a room to see Isk kneeling in front of G// Oh my f*cking god-

Isk, who was saying to G: I can't believe you still can't tie your shoes

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G, panicking as he's trying to tell Isk he loves them: You and I are-are- //looks to a hidden Chron for help//

Chron: //mouths 'soulmates'//

G, continuing: We're soup snakes, Isk-

Chron, MM, Smol, and PM, who were watching: ohmyactual-

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PM: G's enthusiasm is like a Bat Signal for bad ideas.

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MM: So, someone sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the f*ck up" instead of "bless you"-

Chron: how-

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Smol: Oh- Chron! You're a bit late-

Chron: I'm not late- nor am I early- I arrive precisely when I want to-

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JB: ....I love you

MM: You should. I'm a goddamn miracle.

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Isk: G, can we talk for a minute?

G: Oooh! Someone's in trouble!

G: Oh, wait- it's me- I don't know why I did that-

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Chron: Erm- PM- hypothetically speaking-

PM: Melon? What has Fishy done, now?

Chron: Well he may of (purely accidentally of course) mistaken one of my experimental random potions for juice and turned himself into a pumpkin????

PM: I see- 

Chron: I know you don't know magic but we still need your help- 

PM: ?

Chron: Problem is... we don't know which pumpkin. He has standing in a patch...

PM: //sighs//

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