G: Did you read my journal again?

Chron: How could you tell?

G: You corrected all my spelling mistakes-

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G: It's not what it looks like!

PM: ...Are you eating and using dog shampoo?

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G: Sometimes I can't help but wonder..

G: Why are we even friends? I mean, we have nothing in common

MM: I am more sarcastic, mean-spirited, pessimistic and clever than you

MM: You are adventurous, happy, optimistic and perhaps smarter than me

MM: I guess you are with me because you need someone to remind you that life can be a b!tch.

MM: And I'm with you because I need someone to remind me that life can be beautiful.

(Originally a comic(?) by thefluffybunny on tumblr)

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Isk: G lured me here with fake news

G, stifling a laugh: Whatdyou' meannn 'fake news'? 

Isk: You said there'd be puppies-

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Parrot thing: You say 'dangerous sociopath with a history of violence' like it's a bad thing.

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PM: Erm- has anybody told you that you're a tad paranoid?

Chron: Not to my face..

Chron: Why? D-did someone say something?

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(Swearing vs. PM-)

MM: Son of a b!tch

PM, correcting MM: Son of a biscuit eating bulldog

MM: Goddamnit

PM: Gosh darn it

MM: Motherf**ker

PM: Mothertrucker

MM: sh!t.

PM: Shiitake mushrooms

MM, huffing annoyedly: F**k you.

PM:  Your opinion is acknowledged and ignored. Thank you for your corporation today.

MM: You b!tch.

PM: You brat

MM: What the hell

PM: What the Notch

MM: Mother f**king hell-

PM: Son of a motherless goat

MM, glaring: Holy sh!t.

PM: Holy cow.

MM: Oh my actually sh-

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PM and Isk: //patting Chron like a lil' puppers// You must be protected-

Chron: I'm a demon for Notch's sake //Very cute puppy growl//

Isk: //Having a cute attack// 

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MM: What drink would you like? There's cocktail, beer, v-

Chron: I'll get apple juice, I don't know.

MM: Something more wild?

Chron: Fine- water.

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MM: I love your hair.

JB: What?

MM: I SAID  I love the air. Pay attention.

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Chron: This is insane!

Isk: It's just a regular Tuesday in the Burrow for us-

Chron: It's Thursday...