(Hi, welcome back to my hole of nonsense and boredom. Also- just a note- very little of the incorrect quote templates are mine???)

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MM, looking for a parking spot: Here we go; put on blinker; check mirrors; watch b!tch steal your parking spot; regret giving up karate in fourth grade. All great, all part of a schedule.

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PM: You use sarcasm to distance yourself from others

MM: Yet you're still here.

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MM, probably: With great power comes... a ton of crap you don't want to deal with. Later.

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Smol: G- so you're bisexual, right?

G: Yeah?

Smol: So.. whenever Isk or you is in denial, does that mean you're on stand-bi?

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(Middle School AU)

Chron: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

Isk, to G, who got a nasty bang in the head: What's seven times seven?

Chron: No- things he actually knows

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Prof. Parrot: How did you like the first day of the new term?

JB: Are you serious, Beaks?

JB: I haven't had anything to drink for six hours

JB: I am sleep deprived

JB: I have listened to so much bullsh*t today, my head hurts

JB: I've only been here for a few hours, and I've got enough

JB: I just want to die in my bed.

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G: //falls off chair while adjusting position//

Isk: You are the most adorably clumsy person I have ever met-

G, blushing from both the word 'adorably' and embarrassment: I want soo badly to argue but I can't because you're not wrong-

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Chron, to Isk and G: This person walked up to me and asked if you were my friends- They shook their heads and said "I'm so sorry" when I said yes. What did you do?!

Isk: Erm-

G: Uhm.

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PM: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Alright, easy- Just don't die- there you go-

PM: "But how?", you may ask. Easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "No thanks" to Death.

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MM: Run!

Isk: I am running-

MM: Then do it better!

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G: I just want to start this off by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire-

G: It's just all make-believe in your imagination!

G: Sooooo- do we have a fire extinguisher?