(G, getting kidnapped and is in a van somehow)

G: Wait- I needa use the bathroom-

G: Wait, I'm hungry

G: Wait, keep driving

G: Wait, stop driving

G, smirking: Waiitttt never mind- I need to pee again-

~~

(Semi-real life AU thing???)

Chron: Isk- who's taking you home?

Isk: Oh! G said he's going to drive me and now we're near-

Chron: ISK!

Isk: ? What's wrong?

Chron: G doesn't know how to drive!

~~

TV: Go back to school with ki-

JB: //turns off TV//

JB: //walks onto road//

JB: HIT ME! HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!

~~

G: This is a bad idea.

G: So let's do it!

~~

//After a nuclear pillow war//

Chron: //climbs out of the pillows he was buried in//

Smol, popping head out with a pillow still on her head: Ooh- this is a mess-

Isk, while throwing another pillow at PM: Still here!

Chron, getting up, and looking at all of the pillows: Hm. W-where's G?

PM, getting hit: eH?! What?!

Smol, worriedly diving under again and popping up: Yeah- where's G?!

Everyone: Oh no!

~~

MM, maybe: When in trouble,

MM: Top tip:

MM: Blame someone else-

~~

Smol, to Isk and G while panicking: Ohhhhhhhh snit- we need a responsible person-

Isk, also panicking: We ARE supposed to be the responsible people!

Smol, horrified: Ohhhh noooo-

G: WE NEED A RESPONSIBLER RESPONSIBLE PERSON! CALL PM!

PM, coming in: Did I hear someone ca- oh my Notch- what happened to my Poultry Cave?!

~~

*G and Isk*

G, rolling over: You awake?

Isk, also rolling over: Yeah. //G hugs them//

~~

*JB and MM*

JB, rolling over: Psst. You awake?

MM, violently flopping over: B!tch- what the f**k do you want?!

~~

*Jing and PM*

Jing, walking down stairs: I told you to go to sleep three hours ago!

PM: NO! I must go and help!

Jing: //tries to pry PM from door//