Written by: _Ash-Potato_ , hapyhappiness , KingChocoFacialHair

Edited by: KingChocoFacialHair

Haha hello, hi, aloha, what the f*ck is up Kyle, never gonna give you up, i dont know anymore ways to say hello- anywas hi. The majority of the writing for this weeks recap is totally not being handled by a caffeine driven Smutler at 1:30 am on a Saturday night- or technically a Sunday morning- i dont care lets get into this week.

Starting with some well deserved follower achievements! IvoryAid, TheHermitHero (who is grounded and will have a few slow updates in the next month :'(), and Wolfie_J_Star hit 50 followers, Ariyaquila hit 500 followers, Xyekem achieved 200 followers, RenDogo hit 100 followers, Aria_Cinabun hit 69 followers (hAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA NICE man we have such a great sense of humor remember to like and subscribe everyone), and BarnowlNiza hit 300 followers.

Along with that, of course we have the book achievements because like c'mon they are important. paulamm2 was able to get 2k votes on her Grumbo oneshots and like bro yes. Ariyaquila got 100k views on her HC Oneshots book and I'm over here sobbing because what the heck man leave some reads for the rest of us. Also- a 100k and 50k special will be coming soon according to her. Deeeerply hit 2k reads on their fanfiction Feline Lucky, _adrilia_ (i love you mom please love me) hit 1k reads in her book swap, and shockfaktor hit 1k reads on their oneshot book! Congrats all of you, your amazing, huge yes.

Mom I'm scared come pick me up-
^^I don't know who put that there but I relate to that so im leaving it

We also held our first art competition in the Hermittpad Discord server! _mochii112_was the winner with this beautiful artwork:

(Put in pic here, if it's not here then feel free to wack the whole recap team except Athena)

Bro this art is amazing- like seriously look at that-

Also, the Hermittpad Server will be hosting a Fanfiction Competition. The category will be about Hermitcraft, and the topic is Building Competition- basically the server has a building competition, or 3 hermits, who knows- it's all up to you. Join the Discord Server (dm us for the link) to join.

Onto the book stuff now!

First off, Seanathan26 made a new hermitcraft oneshot book, starting off with cute Scarian where Grian saves Scar in the jungle, which reminds me how much forehead kisses are underappreciated, along with a oneshot with Scarian, Kerdubs, and ZIT fluff where it's the end of season server party! We stan fluff and heroes, amiright?

IngerCGrantham has started a new book in which she is glitched into the Hermitcraft world. Follow her story as she survives and befriends the hermits! Ok but like wouldn't it be insane if she dies instead of survives- just like- out of nowhere gets hit by a truck- boom book over- im sorry but that would be goddamn amazing.

The_Forgotten_Sister is writing this story about Grian going insane and basically like- purposely commits arson on literally everything. Then evethen arrives on hermitcraft and it's like a hero Doc and a villain Grian and oOOOOO BOI I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. We stan Hero Doc.

Tea_koi made aDORABLE TEMPLATES OF SCAR AND STRESS LIKE OH MY GOD I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW ADORABLE THEIR ART STYLE IS. I DEMAND YOU GO GIVE THEM LOVE LIKE OH MY GOD THEIR ART STYLE MAKES MY HEART GO UWU LOUDLY. jKDJFLKSDF I MIGHT BE REACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE ITS 2 AM BUT STILL OH MY YES JUST PLEASE YES I LOVE THEIR ART STYLE AND THEIR WORK. (you know youve done something right when you get someone not in the fandom to freak out about artwork)

Starshot31433 has updated a hermitcraft 25th hour au- and like there is a 25 hour day in every year which is pretty interesting if you ignore the laws of nature. And basically magic users come out and teach an apprentice because why not, and we get some Grian and TFC dynamic and we stan that so go check it out.

I just realized that in my tired mess of a writing session, I have accidentally been making this into a sh*tpost. Instead of going back and changing it, I'm not.

BriannaCreates makes this epic kingdom AU where Xisuma is King and he attacks Evo and it's like horrifying how terrified they are of the hermitland bUT iTs sO goOD. Like Grian has to accustom to new lift and all the hermits have some kind of role and its a society and like dang.

FrozenMoonbeams wrote this swift story about Grian being a kid who lives in the end, and is taken care of endermen because best bois, then Hels shows up and kills endermen and Grian of course flees and finds himself in hermitcraft. The hermits protect him because we stan the hermits. Huge yes story, simple and swift, love it. Go give it some love my dudes.

Peregrine234 made a really cute oneshot about false finding out cleo can bring things back to life- like armor stands- so they brng a dragon to life and fly around because what else would you do, and then troll other hermits and huge yes. Very cute, very gay, we stan this. I need to stop saying stan goddamnit-

TheNerdyTurtle96 (dangit i wish it was 69- my humor sucks-) made a lovely hermitcraft fic where Doc is hardcore terrified of cats because creeper stuff, and goes out and meets an amazing uwu huge yes cat. He names the kitty Gracie and its adorable and extremely well written, please go check it out and give uwus to turtle.

Kai3158 made this boy next door au- if you understand that- and it has Iskall and Mumbo are friends because huge yes and then Grian moves in (***AND THEY WERE R O O M M A T E S***) and they all yeet over to Grian's house and become fast friend and its super good and cute like oh my yes go check it out.

Wofies_Pack made a Hels x EX short with like- supportive brothers and its short but sweet and its amazing.

_mochii112_ wrote an amazing piece of poetry based on _adrilia_'s (mom please love me) story, Origins, and like oh my god dude hOW? ***H OW?*** LEAVE SOME TALENT FOR THE REST OF US MAN.

PoxxeiLD published a new collab story with AlterSuxLots (petition to change their name to AlterSuksD- I mean AlterDoesn'tSuck), its called a Big Misunderstanding and huge yes good job you two collab is yes.

This week we have a serious statement to say. This week we lost flow_moth. It was either to suicide or they have left wattpad, but from the looks of it, it is the first choice. Everyone, please remember that we care about all of you and don't be afraid to reach out to a fellow hermittpadder in need, even if it's just a simple hello. If you feel like you're close to ending it, I would suggest going to someone you genuinely enjoy talking to, online or irl, and just talk to them. You don't have to tell them about how you're feeling- just have a conversation with them. Maybe to give you something to focus on something in life that is good- maybe to give you a reason to stay.

Also I was struggling to find a thing about Watchers vs Readers and im confused as h*ll because someone wrote down the wrong username and i cant find it and im tired sob anyway- Fallen_Leader_ has been telling everyone they are loved and stuff for the past 29-? 30-? Days and ngl thats commitment good job man.

Also, true love is in the air once more!~ AHyperFerret is deeply in love with the Rick Roll. 

Sorry if this chapter has a weird writing style, this is Smutler now awake and not running off caffiene and love for Biff, and I don't want to rewrite the whole thing so. Yea-

BUT YEA THATS BASICALLY THIS WEEK- (or at least what was in the google doc idk) WOOT WOOT ANOTHER WEEK DOWN. Hope you all enjoyed this week, we certainly did :D. Remember, if you have something Recap Worthy (everything is recap worthy dont worry), or something you want us to notice, go ahead and plop that in the Google Form in our profile. Hope ya'll have an amazing week, we promise you'll get through it. Love you all, thanks for reading!