-Written by potato-tomato-pomato-

-Edited by Ash_InTheFlames-

*choo choo* lookie here! It's this week's recap! Hi hello, thanks for coming aboard today's recap, we hope you enjoy the ride :)

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooollooooooooooooooooooooooower millllestoneeeeeeeeeeeess!!

Emerald_Gemstones snatched up a stack of followers! Woop woop!! Go check out her profile for an interesting crossover with the hermits and roblox :)

potato-tomato-pomato hit 80 followers- you gO Llama :DD She also got married this week, courtesy of that "I pronounce you husband and wife" meme thing- which yes, it has come back, and literally fifty ships were created from it good lord.

Google_Foogle hit 100 followers! You deserve it 100% Foogs! <33 They also have opened some song requests that you'd like to see be put through google translate! Go check out their book "Songs Google Translated" for more info uwu

ItzNotCarippsa hit 100 followers as well! Go check out her oneshot book, "Muffin Squad and HC oneshot :P"  :D very interesting uwuuwuwuwuwuuwwuuwuwuwu

Iceflqkee hit 102 followers- congrats!! 102 is a satisfying number.  DID I WRITE THIS?? WHO WROTE THIS?? "102 IS A SATISFYING NUMBER" IF THAT WAS ME ISTG-

King_goose hit 125 followers this week!! She also did a bold and came out to her mom! *proud llama noises* Give her some love in the comments! Congrats Goosy!! :D

Mooncommand hit 151 followers! Congrats dude!

IceLeaf29 updated their book "Hunted" this week. It's a  Grian-centric book set in a world where Grian mysteriously wakes up in Hermitcraft after running from the watchers. He immediately hits it off with some server members but everything goes wrong when X is fed a mysterious potion and Stress disappears- seems Grian is still being hunted after all, roll credits-

Milo_Morningstar updated at last with some Grumbo and is now taking a well-deserved break- take your time, friend, can't wait to read your work again afterwards <3

_mochii112_ wrote part two of their oneshot Laughter, featuring Bdubs and his habits of laughing pain and stress away, trampling his own emotions in chuckles and grins. The end of the oneshot takes an unexpected twist, and the second part of this story is like something we've never seen before- focusing on emotions and moving on, and saying goodbye. Not trying to give away anything, but take a look <3

Need some revolutions this week? Look no further than the Gex revolution, headed by AnimacManiac and One_Pan_Band, the Bdoc revolution, headed by Casuallyy and NoNamedNerd, and the unofficial Zedder revolution, sparked from the cult created by That-One-Genderfluid. Viva la Zedderlution or else >:)

There's also a Gridoc vs Grumbo war on the horizon, sparked between Chatham1 and Grianfan. See Chatham1's most recent warzone chapter in their "Hermitcraft Fanfic Fun" book to get a look at the battle so far, which has mainly been aggressive poetry and popcorn so far haha.

Grian Protection Squad (also known as GPS) now has the Wattpad account Official_G_Squad, run by King_goose and potato-tomato-pomato! There will be an information book released soon so keep an eye out for that. VivaLaGrianlution, y'all watch out.

Along with all the new revolutions and wars, I_love_Polar_Bears started the new #EvilCinnamonBuns challenge. Pretty much you evilfy one of the really cinnamonrolly hermits, like Stress, Wels, etc etc. This challenge is pretty exciting and intriguing to say the least... :>

justpressX wrote a Cleo x Joe songfic with the song Something Just Like This- it really works and is super cute, even though it's unexpected to find a songfic with that song or type of song :D

LoxodontaMaximus tried avocado this week :] avocados are slimy trash and can burn but i'm glad you enjoyed them, this is me inserting my anti-avocado agenda into the recap don't mind me :]]]]]]]]

Shasta_Dog has a new hermitcraft book, "Broken," and in the wise words of Llama, it's "about Grian being big boy sad and is bottling up emotions :( *pat pat*". Actually I don't know if it was Llama that wrote that- yep llama wrote that-

thathermitweirdo crafted a oneshot about Cub in their hermitcraft stories book- he makes a mysterious machine- and Grian's alternate personalities popped out instead of Grian. This could go in like, ten million different directions considering Grian's vast assortment of characters haha.

Cramsalesman is rewriting their book Fate is Cruel, a story set in a darker, more mysterious version of Hermitcraft. The players, all of different backgrounds and species (Fae, Vex, Netherian, Human, etc) find themselves dumped into the server after falling through a portal, and must begin acclimating and adjusting to the new environment and people. Things change when a certain "experiment" is found on the server, however..

AlterlineSucks's zombie apocalypse murder mystery Hermittpad story, "Who Killed KonekoKitten" has hit number one in the tag konekokitten- congrats!! :D

Aria_Cinabun finished writing their story "There Are No Second Chances", a post-apocalyptic story that's centered around Skephalo and other Minecraft YouTubers. The hermits play prominent roles in the second half of the story, and although this isn't a solid Hermitcraft fan fiction, it's still a great (and angsty) read for those of you who watch other MCYTers!

Crazycatmeow413 updated their story Meteor Effect this week- the book begins as a meteor strikes the server, sending a shard of its rock into Mumbo's side. Scar and Doc begin investigating this irregular space rock, determining that it's linked to redstone and has some.. strange effects on Mumbo- he's literally powered by redstone now-

hermittpadrickroll exists solely to rickroll us. Screw this >:(

As you may know, Azael and Smutler betrayed our cause to make their own recap account, BestHermittpadRecap. Cute, but they're going to collapse in on themselves eventually. You don't stand a chance against us :)

Next week, on July 18 (3 pm EST), three hermits will be participating together as a team in the Minecraft Championships!! False, Ren, and Grian will be also joined by Pearlescentmoon on Team Aqua Axolotl :D Go hermits!! We believe in you! Set your reminders everyone! (We do not know for sure if Grian is streaming, nor which platform he would be streaming on. if he doesn't stream, please don't spam the other's streams with questions about Grian. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the content (: )

Thank you for reading! <3