Day 5, I think?: Hermitverse

Fandoms: JSE Egos, BBIEAL, Hermitcraft, Hermittpad (I guess?), CITS, Countryhumans

Characters: Cleo (in the beginning), Principal of the thing, Russia, Britain, Jameson Jackson, Arts and Cafters, Yukc0, G0z, Z00zy, Caroline and Clinten (mentioned) Stress, Mumbo, False, Doc, Joe and the author, I guess

Explanation for the confused: I took the concept of the prompt and instead of slapping a bunch of my Aus together or collab with other authors, I decided to do it with fandoms I'm in. I kinda wanna do this again, so if this is well received I might do something with it. Maybe an Ask or Dare book...? No? Okay...

Explanation for the above explanation: I'm planning a book that kinda involves the concept in a different way, so... Yeah, look out for that I guess. Especially if you fancy an idea involving trans!Doc

Beware!

I exist

—in this fic

Proceed at your own risk

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"What's that sound?" Cleo asked out, looking up from her book.

A figure with brown skin and eyeless holes, a dark grey and light grey stripped sweater was next to her. He shrugged and took a bite out of an apple in his hands.

"It could be the author and hermits coming back from the recording session for The Other World."

"Doubt it." The literal country of Russia spoke out, crossing his arms and leaning back into the sofa. He glanced to the sides as a finger sticker up to his lips.

"Shush, Russia, this is supposed to be a calming activity." Britain patted the crouch around her and glanced up to her brother in-law.

He glared at her and pulled out a jar with a piece of paper with the words 'Hermittpad' on it, he opened it and screaming immediately came out from it.

"I'M NOT A BOTTOM" "uwu" "xBeRaLiS" "Sleep p l e a s e" "You're not Derp or Banano!" "Breakfast UwU" "Anyways, Adri isn't in Recap, pass it on." "Bdoc? Bdoc for the poor?" "Hey kid, you want some... s m u t?"

Russia immediately shut the jar with a much more dead inside look. "These are the people our author hangs out with, willingly." Britain sighed and picked up her book. "I suppose you have a point."

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!"

They heard a slightly strained voice cried out.

"Calm down, Yuky! I'm sure it's nothing too bad."

"Nothing too bad? Nothing too bad?"

"G0z, we were just giving that monkey a tour and suddenly got teleported here."

"We could make new friends!"

"He does have a point."

"Z00zy, shut up—."

Everyone gathered around the table glanced around each other.

"So. Who's telling them?" Principal asked, setting down an apple core down.

"Not it." Multiple of them cried out, sticking their hands up into the air.

Jameson stared at everyone who had their hand up with a disapproving look. He made the motion of sighing in which a black screen appeared in front of him with the white text '*sighs*' on it.

The only other person who didn't raise her hand was Art and Crafters. She grinned at the black and white man nervously. "Mr Jackson c- could you please...?"

He nodded his head and got up, leaving everyone else at around the table.

"So..." Cleo trailed off and glanced at everyone. "Is that what you guys alway do when the author joins a new fandom?"

Jameson walked towards where the front door should be. Once he made it there he frowned in confusion at the group in front of him.

There were four clowns, two people wearing a bunny mask, a grey skin women with an ice collar and a female looking body with a skull on their head.

An odd group of people he'll admit but then again...

He thought back to seeing the Baldi Basic crew appearing the first time. At least they were all human like.

He opened his mouth to speak and the black screen appeared in front of his chest again, this time with the white text, "Hello?"

He froze and did a sighing motion. He walked closer to the odd ground of people walked up to the friendliest looking person, which was hard to decide, but he eventually settled one of three of the clowns.

The clown with a floating broken lightbulb on their head looked very angry and aggressive.

However, someone noticed him and pointed him out immediately.

"Black and white man coming here!" The skull wearing person cried out, pointing at Jameson.

Everyone turned towards him and silence washed over.

"The fuck?" The clown with a floating lightbulb said out, staring at him with a raised brow. "What kind of a myth are you?" The clown with a rat on his head asked, suddenly appearing in front of him.

Jameson widened his eyes and stepped backwards, giving a nervous grin.

'M- myth?'

"Woooaaah." The clown in front of him stared at the screen in between them with wonder. "I didn't know you could do that on Roblox."

"Z00zy!" The clown doctor cried out, grabbing onto the clown in front of Jameson, presumably Z00zy, and dragging him back. "Personal space, remember."

Z00zy chuckled awkwardly and glanced down. "Sorry G0z." "You should apologize to the handsome gentleman in front of you."

Jameson felt his face heat up at the compliment. He quickly recollected himself and grinned awkwardly at the two.

'It's no problem at all, really.'

The 'G0z' clown grinned and turned towards him. "So uhh, do you happen to know where we are, mustachioed gentlemen?" G0z asked kindly, backing up and giving Jameson space.

'Oh well.. uh...'

Jameson glanced down to the sides.

'Well, it's hard to explain...'

The front door slammed opened and Stress dressed up as her 'Other' side, Mumbo also dressed up as his 'Other' side along with Doc, Joe and False.

Doc mumbling angrily underneath his breath with a slight embarrassed look on his face. He ignored everyone literally in front of him and walked around them.

Joe grinned and waved at them. False grabbed his hand and dragged him onto the Hermitcraft floor. Mumbo headed for the kitchen. Stress huffed out and grinned at the crew. She waved and headed to the garden.

A robot walked in later. They wore a black shirt and a purple jacket with a hood up, blue jeans with yellow holographic like glasses. Light blue hair stick out underneath the hood.

"Hey," They greeted the crew. Their voice sounded like a female. "So uhh, this is probably really weird for y'all," They started and walked into the house. They glanced behind them. "Hey Jameson? You could leave now, isn't it the time for a book club meeting?"

Jameson nodded his head and gave a grin to them. They headed back to the area and everyone remaining turned towards the robot.

"So, uhh..." They glanced towards the side and closed their mouth, even though it was unnecessary.

"I'm the author... please refer to me as the author..." They glanced at the crew in front of them. "I normally refer to myself as the author in my writing, but uhh, I kinda have to introduce myself here."

They coughed into their arm and turned back to them. "I'm Alterline, it's just my Internet name, I'm still thinking about my name and– I'm making it about myself, I'm sorry."

He coughed and stared at him.

"I am very sorry to drag you into my hellhole."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." The clown with bandaged head grumbled and walked towards the author, towering over him. "Where the fuck are we?"

The author laughed nervously and backed up, staring at the clown with widened eyes, fear in his eyes.

"Well, this might be weird." They coughed and glanced behind them, they turned back to meet the clown's eyes. "Well this mansion is where all my fandom characters live in, but like, how I see them, ya know?" They chuckled nervously and turned to stare at G0z, their eyes begging for help. "Like for example, Principal is often portrayed as a cis male but I imagined Principal as a trans male, you know? Desperation for LGBTQ+ representation that isn't homosexual peeps."

"That makes no sense."

The author glanced up to stare at the clown straight in the eyes. "In other dimensions, you, Yukc0 don't like G0z romantically." They grinned and watched the clown freaked out.

Out of the corner of their eye, they saw Clinten passed Caroline some money.

"So, uhh, [AUTHOR]." They felt everyone widened their eyes slightly, except Z00zy and G0z, who was blushing furiously and Z00zy giggling at him.

"I told you, in my writing I refer to myself as author or in first person." They dashed out the mansion and turned around to look at them. "By the way, the circus in the sky floor in on the highest floor because of the name, ya know. If you want to know some extra stuff, ask some peeps on the Hermitcraft floor. Okay bye!"

They slammed the door shut.

AlterlineSucks logged off.

Silence rang out and Z00zy broke it the best way possible.

"Sooo... Yukc0, you like G0z?"

He immediately smashed their bottle of booze against the door, the remaining deer pouring out. Z00zy took out a bat and ran away, laughing maniacally.

"Catch me if you can!"

"I'll fucking get you!"

"I'm a minor, that's illegal!" He laughed and ran up the stairs. Yukc0 stopped in his direction and glared at the teen.

"You know what I meant, kid."

Z00zy stick his touch out at him and grinned widely, their pinky finger on their lip.

"Do I? Hmmmmm?"

"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!"