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'...11, 12, 13...'
Little Cub listened from behind a block of dirt as Jimmy counted. Scar was pretending to be a tree next to him. Everyone else was out of sight.
'Unle Scar? Unle Scar?' Cub asked, peering up at his new parent. 'When I if maybe seekying, can you seekying too?'
'Of course I can seek too! But we need to be quiet now or Jimmy will-'
'FOUND YOU SCAR!'
'Dang it!'
'Do you know where anyone else?' Jimmy called. 'I can't see anyone.'
'Uhh...' A glance at Cub who was furiously shaking his head. 'No... No... Not at all. In fact, I think everyone ran over... There.' He pointed in a random direction. For a moment Jimmy was actually fooled but then realised.
'Who are you hiding?'
'Me? Hiding? Noo....'
Jimmy approached. With a tiny squeal Cub turned away, getting as small as he could so the sheriff didn't-
'Aha! I knew it! Found you, Cub!'
'Noooooooo!' He whined. 'I don't wannaaaaa...'
'You get to find the other hermits with Uncle Scar!'
'I get to seekying?'
'Yes! You get to seekying! Come on!'
Cub bounded into his parent's arms, looking around. Jimmy was already searching for others, trying not to get mad at the whispers that disappeared every time he got close.
'Jimmy! Can we find people too? Cub really wants to.'
'Yeah, go ahead! I'm not good at hide and seek so... There! Scott! I see you!'
'No you didn't.'
'I think I did.'
'I'm not here.' Insisted Scott. 'I'm not here at all.'
'Grian, I see you too.'
'I am not here!' Grian squealed, sprinting away and hiding again. 'You sawed nothing!'
'But I SAW YOU!'
'No you didn't!'
'Do you not understand the rules of the game?!'
'SARRRRRRRRR!' Grian yelled 'Did Jimmy see me or is he a tinky serif?'
'Uhhh...'
'I see you! I see you!' Cub squealed. 'Gian you are seed!'
'No I haven't!'
'Come on Grian... Cub saw you, Jimmy saw you...'
'I wanna WIN!' Grian sobbed. 'I don't wanna be seed!'
'Come on... It's ok. I was seen too and I'm a big big adult hermit!'
'Issa right!' Cub tried to comfort as well. 'I only sawed you cuz I'm really really good.'
'Really?'
'Do you want to find Mumbo and all the other hermits?'
'Can I find Efo?'
'Yeah! You can find Etho!'
'JOEL I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!' Jimmy yelled 'STOP PRETENDING I DIDN'T SEE YOU!'
'I HATE HIDY SEEK!' Screamed back Joel. 'IT'S SO BAD AND STINKY! I HATE YOU! I WANNA CUDDLE WITH EFO!'
'Do you wanna seeky for Efo with me?' Grian ran over and asked. 'Cuz I wanna seeky Efo.'
Joel replied by civilly shoving Grian to the ground.
'MY EFO!'
'Joel!' Scar ran over as Grian started crying. 'Apologise to Grian!'
'NO!'
'Say sorry!'
'I DON'T WANNA HIDY SEEKY! I DON'T WANNA SAY A POLOGY! IS SOOPID! I HATE YOU!'
'Don't be mean to Ucle Sar!' Cub demanded 'Apopolise!'
'SAR DOESN'T LOVE YOU! YOU'RE ANNOYING AND TOOPID!'
'JOEL!' Little Cub started sobbing, hugging Scar even tighter. 'Go to the naughty step! Now!'
'NO! EFO doesn't make me notty sep!'
'Well ETHO is a BAD PARENT!'
'JIMMY!' Scar continued his task of telling everyone off.
'What?! Hey, I'm not a bad parent!' Etho appeared, having literally just been standing in the middle of the area and still not being seen.
'THEN WHY IS JOEL SO HORRIBLE?!'
Joel continued screaming.
'JIMMY JIMMY RANKER DADDY DON'T CRY!' Tango appeared from his hiding place in a one block hole, hugging Jimmy.
'EFOOOOOOOO!' Joel clung to his dad. 'SEND JIMMY TO THE NOTTY SEP!'
'Uhh... Why do you want him to go to the naughty step?'
'Cuz he's shouting at me!'
'NO! RANKER SERIF JIMMY DUNNED NUFFING!'
'I FOUND YOU! MUMBO I FOUND YOU! I FOUND YOU!'
'NO ONE CARES!' Shrieked Joel, louder than ever, at Grian's excitement.
'Alright...' Etho picked up his child. 'Do you... Want to go elsewhere and calm down? Play with me for a bit? Stop yelling? What can I give you to stop you yelling?'
'I wanna... I wanna get sweeties...'
'I can give you sweeties!'
'And I- I wanna put Jimmy on the notty sep for yelling at me... And I wanna win the game. And I wanna have your base.'
'Of course! Whatever you want!'
'Are we still doing hidy seeky or yelly yelly?' Martyn asked as he appeared. 'Cuz I like yelling!'
'No, we've had enough-'
'YELL YELL YELL YELL!' Yelled Martyn 'YELL YELL!'
'YELL YELL!' Scott joined in. 'I WANNA YELL YELL!'
'Sar? Scar?' Mumbled Cub. 'Can I yell too?'
'One yell, but then you can be quiet.'
'Ok! YELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!' Cub yelled, before falling silent. 'Did I do a good yell?'
'That was an incredible yell!'
'Yayy! Tankoo Unle Scar!'
'YELL! I did betterest!' Joel felt the need to one-up Cub with. 'YELL YELL YELL EFO DOESN'T MAKE ME SOP YELLING CUZ HE LOVES MEEEEE!'
'SAR LOVES ME! SAR LOVES ME CUZ I'M HIS BESTEREST FRIEND!'
'SAR MAKES YOU DO WHAT YOU DON'T WANNA CUZ HE'S A WORSTERER DAD THAN EFO!'
'Cub, it's ok. You don't need to shout... Indoor voices...'
'Sar loves me cuz he... he is a vexy vexy too!'
'VEXY IS A NOYINGGGG!'
'VEXY IS NOT A NOYING!'
'CUB! Joel's just being a meany. You don't need to reply to him because he's wrong.'
'He doesn't like vexy...'
'That just means he doesn't like cake. And if he doesn't like cake, that means there's more cake for me and you, doesn't it.'
Cub frowned, trying to figure out what Scar has said.
'I get more cake... Cuz Joel doesn't like vexy?'
'Exactly!'
'I love cake!'
'I know!'
'CAKE IS TINKY!'
'YOU IS TINKY!' Cub yelled back, then cuddled Scar again.
'Jimmy, are you going to find anyone else?'
'I'm TRYING!'
'I FOUND YOU CEO!' Came Grian's excited voice again. There was a jokingly upset reply as Cleo appeared. Everyone was ignoring Scott and Martyn still playing yelly yelly and just shouting 'YELL YELL YELL!' at each other. It was around 5 minutes for everyone to found, except Ren and Doc. And the moment Doc was found...
'I WIN!' Ren declared. 'I'M THE BEST! I BETTER THAN EVYONE! I'M THE KING OF HIDY SEEKY!'
'I HANDA KING!' Martyn ran over to stand next to him. 'DO WHAT REN SAYS!'
'NO!'
'JOEL!'
'I think this has all been very very fun but now... It's time to go about our own ways...' Scar tried to stop everyone (Joel) from being annoying and screaming again. 'Come on, Cub.'
'Ucle Sar bye bye!' Grian ran over, hugging his leg. 'Byeeee!'
'Goodbye, Grian. I'll see you soon... Bye everyone!'
And, making sure Cub was safely held, Scar took off, flying back to Scarland to relax.
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