Cub woke up in a room full of toy rockets to the sound of a child crying.

'What the...' he muttered to himself, holding up one of the rockets. 'Why's there a...'

'CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!'

Cub stopped. It took him a second to recognise the voice screaming his name. Scar. But it was high-pitched. Like a... child? 

Wait-

He'd heard a child crying. 

Did that mean...?

Cub sprinted downstairs, almost tripping several times and not caring, until he found himself in the Scarland foyer staring down at the tiny, crying, child GoodtimeswithScar. Who, upon noticing that his screaming had worked, threw himself at Cub and started demanding stuff.

'Cub- Cub- Cub! My mos beseseset fend Cub-Cub can I- can I has a uhhh can I ho-guy Gian cuz-cuz he- he - well cuz I wanna!'

'Scar- woah, Scar...' Cub picked up his small friend. 'Ok. Uhh... we... need to...' Cub thought for a moment. Scar blinked expectantly up at him. Now Cub thought about it, did he really need to tell anyone about Scar? He already had a child bedroom here for reasons he'd have to figure out later, and surely child Scar would be no worse than normal. Heck, he could handle vexes. A child would be no problem. 'Hotguy Grian? You wanna Hotguy Grian?'

Scar nodded, eyes shining with chaos and excitement. 

'I mean... I don't see why we can't do that. You hold on tight, and I'll find you something to shoot Grian with.'

'TANKOOO CUB-CUB YOUR THE BESEST!'

It wasn't long until the two of them were flying over to Grian's base, Scar ahead with a firework crossbow far too big for him and Cub just below in case his friend's little vex wings failed. 

'Cub-Cub, can you sayed Hoguy wiv me?' Scar asked. 'I wanna biggigest Hoguying. WAIT WAIT WAIT I SEES GIAN I SEE HIM ANNNNNN... HOGUY!'

Little Scar shoot a firework straight at Grian and, to both the Convex's surprise, little Mumbo. 

'SCAR!' Grian yelled as Mumbo started crying. 'WHY WOULD YOU- SCAR!'

'I'M HOGUY! I'M A THE GEATERES SUPERO IN THE WHOLE WHOLE BIG BIG WORULUD! I- I- SHOOTERED ALL THE MEANIE MEANIE HEMITS WIV- WIV A PASSION OF A TOUSAN SARS!'

'Wooo! Well done Scar!' Cub cheered, landing behind his friend. 

'Did-did you see? I- I shotted right at Gian! He was so- so supised!'

'Cub- you LET HIM SHOOT ME AND MUMBO?'

'Well... Technically...'

'YOU MADE MUMBO CRY!' 

'Mubo- Mubo you- you wanna shooter me cuz I shotted at you?' Scar tried to hold up his crossbow for Mumbo to take. The small child was too busy being upset to notice.

'We need to tell the other hermits about this...' Grian decided. 'Scar's accident prone enough as it is... we don't need a toddler-Scar to look after.'

'He's alright really- NO! Scar, don't go near the creeper...'

'But he looks fuffy!' Scar insisted as Cub carried him away from the explosive mob. 'And sad. I wanna hug him an make him happy!'

'He'll go boom like the fireworks, Scar,' Cub explained. 'You don't want to get boomed like fireworks, do you?'

'But he looks fendly!'

'I know he does... I know...'

Smajor1995: strange question but WTF IS GOING ON????

Smallishbeans: ^^^^^^^^^^^

Smallishbeans: WHY IS MY WIFE A CHILD????

LDShadowlady: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Solidaritygaming: ROOMCHESNR SNRPROEEEEMED

Solidaritygaming: RAJ

Solidaritygaming: RANCHER

Tango: LOOK WHAT MY CHILD CAN DO! :DDD

Tango: I've never been prouder in my life

SolidarityGaming: sijhdeuifrbueirgfiueehfioedhfirecf

LDshadowlady: POOOOPOOOOPOOOOPOOPOOOPOOOOOOOO

Smallishbeans: look how consistent MY WIFE is!

Tango: at what? Pooificating in chat?

Solidaritygaming: JOELIS                   S TIMKY

GoodTimeWithScar: FNFKFJFBVJEXBPFJRNVEXFJENDFE

'LOOK LOOK CUB-CUB I'M WRITING LIKE A BIG HEMIT!' Scar showed his communicator proudly to Cub, who smiled. 

'Wow! Well done, Scar! Now, would you like to know some really really cool words?'

'Yes! Yes yes!'

'So... start with a c?'

'A see?'

'This one here.' Cub helped Scar press the c button. 'And then O... N... V...'

GoodTimeWithScar: CONVEX

cubfan135: :DD

Tango: jimmy did it first

cubfan135: >:(

GoodTimeWithScar: CONVEX

GoodTimeWithScar: CONVEC

GoodTimeWithScar: VEXVEXVEXVEXVEX

'AM I- AM I TYPERING EVEN GOODERER NOW?' 

'Yeah! Well done, Scar!'

Bdouble0100: should I be concerned that me baby SUASGAE just found 3 year old Etho on his own?

Bdouble0100: POOPOOPOPOOOPOOWEEWEEPOOPOPOOOPOOPOOWEEWEPOPOEPWEEPWOEPWOEOEPWO

BDOUBLE0100: SORRY SAUSAGE GOT MY

MythicalSausage: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCWWWWWSWWWWWWW

Etho: etho

Etho: ETHO

Etho: MEEEEEEEEEEETHO

Etho: f***

'SAUSAGE STOP MAKING NAUGHTY WORDS!' Bdubs yelled. Etho hit him over the head with his communicator.

'MY EFO MAKEROROMMOCATER!'

'F*** F*** F*** I KNOW BAD WORRRRRDS!'

'Sausage can you just be fricking... just- no typing in chat!'

'Beebubs?' Etho crawled over. 'Why loud bbubs?'

'Well... your uncle Bdubs is cranky because Sausage keeps writing naughty words in chat!'

'LALALA F*** F*** F***!' Sausage burst out in giggles at the swear words. 'Bbudubs annagy!'

'You shut your mouth you little...'

Sausage slapped Bdubs's face, starting to laugh again. Etho managed to pull up a handful of grass and decided to eat it.

'HEY! BOTH OF YOU! ETHO- YOU CAN'T EAT THAT!'

Etho started crying, running away. Sausage decided to also try eating grass.

Bdouble0100: I need help.

Skizzleman: coming

Skizzleman: dop-dop's coming too

Zedaph: *Impulse

Tango: that's the second cutest thing I've ever seen/heard

Tango: Jimmy obviously being the cutest

Smajor1995: ok, I need to see baby jimmy 100%

Smajor1995: cleo's coming too

It didn't take long for Skizz, Zedaph and little Impulse to arrive at Etho's base. Impulse excitedly yelled 'DOP! DOP! DOP!' the whole way while playing with the sheep teddy (now called 'DOPDOPDOP!' (all caps)) Zedaph had found for him.

'Alright, Bdubs! What's going on here?'

'The children keep running away and swearing and eating grass...' Etho promptly decided to be sick all over Sausage. 'And throwing up- Etho what did you eat?!'

'I sawed a fishy in a shes an- an- it looked yummy.' Etho mumbled. 'It made me feeled weid...'

'Oh for goodness... you ate a pufferfish?! Zed, can you hold him for me?' 

'Uhh... yeah?' 

'Meanwhile Sausage has been yelling bad words... and I don't know if Etho's picked any of it up now, but I hope not...'

'Sausy said f***.'

'F***?' Impulse immediately repeated. 'Izzy-Izzy? Can I f***?'

'BDUBS YOU INFECTED IMPULSE!'

'I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!'

'F***.'

'F***.'

'F***.'

Etho and Impulse started swearing in turn. Sausage, who'd been silent since Etho had vomited on him, decided to yell again.

'EVEYON F***-F***Y! AN- AN I CAN F***Y CAT TOO! IT'S EFFF, YOU, SEE, KAY!'

'EFF YOU SEE KAY!' Etho and Impulse obediently chanted back.

'NO!' Sausage couldn't stop laughing

ImpulseSV: GIGN

Etho: ETHO

'I- I WE SAIDED EFF YOU SEE KAY CHAT!'

'Oh phew, they can't type yet...'

'Izzy-Izzy I TYPED EFF YOU SEE KAY!'

ImpulseSV: MJKJ

ImpulseSV: J NDID DKDLEWKSEF DAKF

'A- AND NOW I SAYED I KNOW HOW TO TYPE EFF YOU SEE KAY! IM THE SMARTEREST HERIT!'

'WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?!'

Joel landed. Immediately, Etho, Impulse and Sausage started yelling 'F***!' again. Little Lizzie joined in.

'F***-f*** fends!'

Bdubs, Skizz and Zedaph exchanged a glance.

This was going to be a long day.

:)

Happy April fools!