What would be the absolute worst name to give your child? Anything lacking a P-PG rating.

What's the best Inspirobot quote you've ever got? "Why should you trust cannibals?" with a big explosion in the background.

What is the funniest name you've ever heard in the real world? An old bully of mine was named Romanson Bobo.

If your five-year-old self found themselves in your current body, what would they do?
1. Freak out
2. Be either a jerk to or terrified of my housemates (possibly both)
3. Run off into the woods

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? The camelids that want to take over the world, of course!

What's the most ridiculous fact you know? Each year, 150 people die from being hit on the head by a coconut. At least, that's the first that comes to mind.

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet? Escape one kind of weirdness and get another, free!

What would the world be like with male and female copies of you? Frightening.

What would be the worst thing the government could make illegal? Neuroatypical people. I'd be one of the first people to go.

If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called? Tasty nut spread that is also lethal to many people!

If you were wrongly put into an insane asylum, what would you do to convince people that you were sane? I honestly don't think I could do it. I don't think I know what sane people act like.

Toilet paper, over or under? Don't care, as long as it works.

What's the best inside joke you've been a part of?
1. HE'S BEEN DEMONIZED!
2. Badass Mumbo
3. Tridents
4. Portuguese Water Chickens
5. LGBT Farmcats
6. Pineapples in Tuxedoes and Zucchini wearing Hats
7. The Penguin-Camelid Wars
8. "Aqua is actually a mimic octopus."

What's the worst "buy one, get one free" deal? My first thought was caskets.

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