Day 7!

"Grian, what the hell is this?" Mumbo held up the gift from him.

"It's a Christmas sweater." Grian stated, grinning. "Beautiful, isn't it?"

Mumbo was lost for words. "I'm not sure if beautiful can be used to describe this."

"Yep, I know," he chirped. "It's more than beautiful."

It was... colourful to say the least. Grian had decided the right pattern for the article was thick horizontal stripes alternating between the two 'festive' colours. To make it worse, said colours were bright red and green. And finally, to top it all off, silver tinsel and mini baubles lined the sweater in a criss-cross pattern, giving the whole thing an air of a half-assed Christmas tree.

"Come on, put it on!" Grian said, pulling out his own from a nearby chest. "I've got one too. It's from Stress." Mumbo examined it. The thing was (thankfully) a much more subdued red, with a chicken wearing a Santa hat knitted on the front. "Great, isn't it? I'm just confused though, why would she put a chicken on the front? I have absolutely nothing to do with poultry.." he faked confusion.

Mumbo smiled, pretending. "Yeah, no idea whatsoever." Finally giving in, he sighed, pulling the thing on.

"You look great! Now come on. We've arranged a nice serverwide sweater meet up." Grian pulled his elytra on. "And don't worry; everyone's is just as ugly as yours." He reassured, ingnitng a rocket. "Race ya there!"

"Wait! Come on, this is unfair-" Mumbo groaned, struggling to take off yet again. And he actually had his elytra on this time.

-a wild timeskip has appeared-

When he finally managed to half-land, half-crash in the Christmas district, most of the people were gathered around at the huge tree they had decorated the previous day. All of them were wearing an assortment of ugly sweaters. Yep, what Grian said was accurate. They were much worse than his.

Impulse had a green one, a haphazardly drawn piece of redstone dust sewn on it. Tango stood next to him, looking thoroughly unamused. All his said was, 'Praise Jesus,' in dark, fancy calligraphy on white wool. Zedaph had a pink sheep on his, and he seemed to like it enough. Except for the fact the actual thing was bright blue.

Next to them, Ren was wearing a brown one with a wolf drawn on it. Stress had a duck on hers, but horribly pixelated, and very non-duck-like colours. False's showed a diamond sword, and she was looking relieved that she had at least a half-normal one. Cleo had her arms crossed, but the words were still completely visible- white on a dark green background-

Getting in the holiday spirit takes dead-ication! Followed by a nice picture of a bauble. A zombie one, of course.

And two trolls decided to have some fun with Doc's and TFC's. Yes, TFC came out of his bunker for this event. And he's probably regretting it now.

Doc had a poker face on, while Grian was, again, laughing at the design on his. It was a nice Christmas green... and a creeper face. Underneath it, in large, bright red Comic Sans, was written, 'Aww Man!'

TFC was glaring into space, and it was clear Iskall, who was now next to him, was trying to hold back his laughter at the hermit's sweater. Thinking it weird, he looked over at it and immediately found why. The entire thing was a nice dark grey, but again, in bright white Comic Sans, (what was it with that font?) were only two words.

Ok boomer.

Slightly shorter, but I couldn't help that ending lmao.

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