Oh ho ho ho
Have I got a fun story for you.
I used a mad libs story generator
BUT I used a random word generator for some of the blanks >:)
Let's see what this turns into
Enjoy! (?)

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Today I went to my favorite Taco Stand called the questionable Pearlescentmoon. Unlike most food stands, they cook and prepare the food in a mine cart while you enhance. The best thing on the menu is the periwinkle gun. Instead of ground beef they fill the taco with cranberries, cheese, and top it off with a salsa made from snails. If that doesn't make your mouth water, then it' just like Xisuma always says: trideskaphobia is the fear of the number 13!

What the fuck happened there.. ANOTHER ONE GO-

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Oop- this is a remix of Hakuna Matata from the lion king XD

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And oh, the shame - He was ashamed
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And I got Protested How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Doc! Not in front of the Padlocks!
Oh. Sorry

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Ima end it there. Hope you enjoyed!

Word count: It doesn't matter because I wrote nothing